Umtris Kulkui

Jadeblood | Virus | 8.5 sweeps | Breath/Prospit | one eye, one horn.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

idk if people know how talll i am

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

tonight i learned lip balm can expire when rummmaging around the stufff the kittten tried to play with because he was bored. also does anyone want a kittten

[carwols-critters]

LIVING IN THE CAVERRRNS CAN BE SO BORRRING, SO WHY NOT LEARRRN ABOUT THE LIFE THAT LIVES THERRRE?

STAY TUNED TO LEARRRN MORRRE ABOUT LUSII TYPES, CREATURRRE BEHAVIORRR, AND THE ANOMALIES THAT SECRRRECTLY LIVE IN THE CAVERRRNS!

THERRRE ARRRE MORRRE SECRRRECTS IN HERRRE THAN YOU KNOW!

[thenewsoftheempire]

THIS JUST IN

MRB3AST, HIGHBL•.•.D PHILANTHR•.PIST, EXP•.SES HIMSELF.

T•.day we learn that MRB3AST is JEAL•.US •.s l•.wbl•.•.d Cahleb Herr•.n f•.r garnering m•.re appr•.val fr•.m the masses.

Highbl•.•.ds are l•.sing their space in p•.pular media because •.f l•.ud, mentally unstable l•.wbl•.•.ds.

CLICK THIS [LINK] T•. CENS•.R L•.WBL•.•.DS AND GIVE HIGHBL•.•.DS THEIR PLATF•.RM BACK.

[hereticroundup]

!!! SIGNAL BOOST !!!

[alternian-cringe-collector]

[ ] Refrog to make Mrb3ast die faster [ ]

[grumblr-aita]

🍎🧊🎉🍎 / 🪶🌊🐰 / 🧲🧶 / ❓🦄🧊🐰🦘question mark period / period / period 👔🌊 / 👔🦄🍎👔🌵🦅 / 🎉🌊 / 🐰🦅🍎🍃🍃🧶 / 🦴🦅 / 🍎🎯🎯🦅🎯period / 🧊apostrophe🧲 / 🍎 / 🦴🦅🪶🌊🐰🍎👔 / 🎃🍎🎯🦅 / 🧇🔨🌊apostrophe🥗 / 🎉🧇🦅👔🎉🧶 / 🎉🧇🌊 / left parenthesis / twotwo / right parenthesisperiod / 🧊🥗 / 🧲🧶 / ❓🦄🧊🐰🦘 / 🎃🦄🥗🎉 / 🦅🧛🧊🍃question mark / 🧊🎉apostrophe🥗 / 🦴🍎🎯comma / 🐰🧊🧄🔨🎉question mark / 🧊🎉apostrophe🥗 / 🦴🍎🎯period / colonleft parenthesis minus sign / 👔🧊🧲🧊🌊👔 / 🧛period

♱✮☾✮♱ AITA? ♱✮☾✮♱

You're The Asshole, Change Your Quirk

You're The Asshole, But Keep It

Not The Asshole

Quirks Are Personal And Everyone Being Mean To You Is The Asshole

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onSep 6, 2025

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

it toook me an embarrrasssingly long time to figure out that those were lettters

[grumblr-confessions]

Somehow i gEt thE feeLing perhAps Someone aNnoying caUght my cofFee pranK

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

hi sorrry <.) i feeel like you should be a bit careful about alllergies though. if they're not, let's hope they don't find us i guesss. sorrry for immmediately going into mediculll asssistant mode on this

[grumblr-aita]

🪚 Saw my (12, Cerulean, B) coworker (11, Purple, B) breaking into our managers (320, Violet, B) locker and tamper with its food. 🪵 Wo(ul)d I be the asshole if I told xir and sabotaged aer prank? 🧑‍💼 Coworker does shit like this sometimes and it’s usually harmless but what if I don’t say something and then the manager gets poisoned?

♱✮☾✮♱ WIBTA? ♱✮☾✮♱

You'd Be The Asshole

You'd Be The Angel

Everyone Sucks Here Either Way

More Info Needed

Voting ended onSep 2, 2025

[comedically-gorgeous]

Hey I kn☆w this quirk. Dude be c☆☆l why the fuck w☆uld it be p☆is☆ning

[alternian-cringe-collector]

[ ] Saw the l[ ]cal prankster d[ ] s[ ]mething prank-like. C[ ]uld it be a declarati[ ]n [ ]f war? [ ]

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

counterpoint: what if their bosss is alllergic and has a reaction.

[grumblr-confessions]

I sEnse a diSturbance in thE forCe. someWhere, My fRiend haS givEn someOne Their fIrst meGraine. how traGic

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

aaaugh

[comedically-gorgeous]

CG how do you pronounce the word migraine

Migraine?

Like. Mi as in me. gr as in I’m angry rrrr. ain like rain. and the e is silent because migrainy is stupid

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

most people in my cavern pronounce it a litttle like that, except it's mi as in my. like. my grain. except maybe the ghost that's haunting my hive but idk how he pronounces it. he might be the exception

[comedically-gorgeous]

My graine? What are y☆u, a farmer bem☆aning the harvest?

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

okay welll you're a pirate farmer bemoaning the harvest

[comedically-gorgeous]

Man at least I’m a pirate. Pirates are c☆☆l as shit. but als☆ idk if there’s a farmerless way t☆ discuss a migraine at all tbh

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

this conversation is giving me a migraine actuallly i need some acetaminophen

[comedically-gorgeous]

CG how do you pronounce the word migraine

Migraine?

Like. Mi as in me. gr as in I’m angry rrrr. ain like rain. and the e is silent because migrainy is stupid

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

most people in my cavern pronounce it a litttle like that, except it's mi as in my. like. my grain. except maybe the ghost that's haunting my hive but idk how he pronounces it. he might be the exception

[comedically-gorgeous]

My graine? What are y☆u, a farmer bem☆aning the harvest?

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

okay welll you're a pirate farmer bemoaning the harvest

[comedically-gorgeous]

CG how do you pronounce the word migraine

Migraine?

Like. Mi as in me. gr as in I’m angry rrrr. ain like rain. and the e is silent because migrainy is stupid

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

most people in my cavern pronounce it a litttle like that, except it's mi as in my. like. my grain. except maybe the ghost that's haunting my hive but idk how he pronounces it. he might be the exception

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

dusting offf the old blog to telll you alll how my cavern budddy eats their oblong meat products.

how should we deal with this

cullling (Alternian)

cullling (Beforan)

let them do it more

make them vegan

I'm bald/nuance/any other answer

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

[tertiarycorvid]

L o v e h o w a d h e s i v e f l u i d t u b e s c a n j u s t . L i e t o y o u .

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

i feeel like they're only testing those on something that's ridiculously easy to stick to other stufff. and they're basing their shittty metric on that. my personal conspiracy theory

[arrogantantipathy]

UUM. WWWHAT III$$$ OOONE $$$$$UPPO$$$ED TTTTO DDDDO WWWHEN YYYYOUR MMMMATE$$$$PRIT LLLLOCK$$$ YYYOU IIIIN AAAA RRRROOM AAAND DDDOE$$$N'T. LLLLET YYYYOU OOOUT.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

if you calll local law enforcement and try to order a pizzza or something i hear that works. but considering alternian legislaceration idk ./ sorrry

[quadrant-horror-stories]

Theee fact that zzzignzzz haveee nameeezzz areee zzzo goofy to meee. What do you meeean theeereeezzz a zzzign nameeed fucking "viruzzz". Likeee. Heeello. What poor fucking troll out theeereee izzz calleeed zzzickneeezzz.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

my moirail shared this with me.

my sign is jade/breath/prospit.

i'm the guy with the sign callled sicknesss.

fuck.

[quadrant-horror-stories]

Youreee liteeerally joahnn zzzickneeezzz.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

kinda weird how the sicknesss one is a breath sign imo. and also that I've never reallly gottten sick before despite working with so many grubs coughing and shit. idk maybe it's alll connnected. or it could just be a horrrific coincidence

[quadrant-horror-stories]

Troll nameeed zzzickneeezzz that neeeveeer geeetzzz zzzick call that zzzhit a oxymoron. Maybeee you zzztay heeealthy cuzzz your zzzign izzz zzzickneeezzz?

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

maybe lol. never thought about it that way. but yeah maybe my sign did that for me lol. so i guesss there's a perk of having the illlnesss sign lol.

[quadrant-horror-stories]

Theee fact that zzzignzzz haveee nameeezzz areee zzzo goofy to meee. What do you meeean theeereeezzz a zzzign nameeed fucking "viruzzz". Likeee. Heeello. What poor fucking troll out theeereee izzz calleeed zzzickneeezzz.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

my moirail shared this with me.

my sign is jade/breath/prospit.

i'm the guy with the sign callled sicknesss.

fuck.

[quadrant-horror-stories]

Youreee liteeerally joahnn zzzickneeezzz.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

kinda weird how the sicknesss one is a breath sign imo. and also that I've never reallly gottten sick before despite working with so many grubs coughing and shit. idk maybe it's alll connnected. or it could just be a horrrific coincidence

[quadrant-horror-stories]

Theee fact that zzzignzzz haveee nameeezzz areee zzzo goofy to meee. What do you meeean theeereeezzz a zzzign nameeed fucking "viruzzz". Likeee. Heeello. What poor fucking troll out theeereee izzz calleeed zzzickneeezzz.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

my moirail shared this with me.

my sign is jade/breath/prospit.

i'm the guy with the sign callled sicknesss.

fuck.