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ok i'm being less lazy and putting together an actual honest to god commissions post instead of piggybacking off of some other piece of art!

I'm willing to draw most things (including backgrounds and, You Know 😏), but I can't draw mechs very well so I probably won't do those.

Feel free to peruse my art blog (this one, this blog) to get an idea of the kinds of things I draw.

If you're interested, send me an email with what you're after, including any relevant references (images are preferred, and can be either preexisting images of the character or inspiration/vibes based. if you're wanting a character designed and they don't have any existing references, please provide as detailed a description as possible).

I will confirm whether or not I can take on your commission, and clarify any details. Once confirmed, I will send an invoice to the email you contact me on, with half payment due up front and the remaining due upon completion.

you can send me a dm or ask here on tumblr if you'd like, but be prepared to prove to me you're not a bot. they're rampant about targeting artists. i will not be responding to commission requests put in the replies of any of my posts (especially if you're asking me to dm you, that's blatant bot behaviour, cmon.)

Prices are current as of 17/12/2025 (with USD prices an approximation based on conversion rates). Prices listed are for a single character, and I'm willing to throw in a small companion (little animals, simple pokemon, etc) at no extra charge, and complex additional characters are +75% of the base commission price.

Gradient/simple abstract backgrounds are free, props and scene elements are +20% base price, basic environments/scenes are +40% bace price, and complex backgrounds/scenes should be discussed (my backgrounds can get pretty detailed!! they're cool as hell and take a lot of time!!)

Price list:

Sketchy: Sketch only—45AUD Coloured sketch—60AUD

Bold + Brash (this is my favourite to draw in so it's a little cheaper :3c): Lines—75AUD Flat Colours—100AUD Full Shaded—140AUD

Pixel Perfect*: Starting at 100AUD, I only have a little experience doing pixel art, but have had some fun with it. Thought I would offer it for pokemon trainer-esque sprites

Paper Rough: Clean Lines—85AUD Flat Colours—115AUD Full Shaded—150AUD

skullchicken

What very few people know: Whenever a princess is born in a kingdom, a troll with Nx3 heads appears (where N is the number of princesses). The princess or princesses grow up and are one day kidnapped by their assigned troll so they can pick lice out of its head or heads. Eventually, they are rescued by a farmer’s youngest son, who kills the trolls.

It is a law of nature.

Usually, there are no more than three princesses in a kingdom, but in one particular kingdom there were once seven—and so the last troll to materialize had 21 heads.

Now, the business of rescuing princesses is a monotonous affair:

The farmer’s son arrives at the first princess. She tells him to be quiet and points to the sword on the wall. He tries to lift it—it doesn’t work. She tells him to take three sips from the bottle standing next to the sword. He takes a sip, tries again, and can lift it just a tiny bit. He takes another sip, and can swing it a little more. He takes a third sip, and it feels as light as a feather. He cuts off all the troll’s heads.

(He pointedly does not ask her why she never took the sword off of the wall herself if all she needs to swing it is that bottle.)

She thanks him effusively and tells him where the next sister is.

The farm boy travels to the second princess. She motions for him to be quiet and points to the sword leaning against the wall. He tries to lift it—it doesn’t work. She tells him to take three sips from the bottle next to the sword. He takes a sip, tries again, and manages to lift it just a tiny bit. Et cetera.

As mentioned, there are usually a maximum of three trolls, which is why even the third troll can typically be caught off guard by such an attack—but with seven, things are different.

The fourth troll sensed trouble coming but was sure that he could never be caught off guard while sleeping.

The fifth convinced himself he could stay awake.

The sixth actually managed to stay awake, they fought, he lost.

The seventh troll simply left. He didn’t care much about the princess anyway—how could two dainty hands possibly manage to pick lice out of 21 heads?

They say he became a popular choir singer in a faraway land.

lazaruspiss

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

lazaruspiss

prev i hope u dont mind me sharing ur tags bc yeah this is an interesting add on

infectiouspiss

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

infectiouspiss

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

infectiouspiss

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

Digital de-aging is bad not just because it always looks creepy as fuck no matter how much money they pour into it, but because it deprives me of getting to see the fucking black magic of a) the casting director somehow finding someone who looks unnervingly like the original actor despite not being related at all and b) the actors completely convincing me that they are, in fact, the same person at different times in their life.

matrixdragon

And occasionally, the amusement of sticking a bad wig and some makeup on the original actor and just demanding we accept they're a teenager now.

onceuponatimeinerebor

tvguts

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

notahorseindisguise

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

notahorseindisguise

polarity-disturbed

With the whole "Markiplier making his own DVD copies of Iron Lung to sell" thing, it's been fascinating and slightly concerning how many people seem to genuinely believe that if a physical release isn't coming from a giant corporation, it must automatically be a bootleg.

Look at me.

Look me directly in the eyes while I say this.

You can just make things.

You can simply create something and put it into the world.

That's allowed.

People have been doing it for centuries.

They sell blank VHS tapes. They sell blank DVDs. Blank CDs. You can buy flash drives by the bucketful if you really want to. If you create a movie, an album, a game, a documentary, or a four-hour video essay about the mating habits of fictional space goblins, you are entirely permitted to put that thing on physical media and sell it.

That is not piracy.

Piracy is taking something that belongs to someone else and reproducing or distributing it without permission.

If I buy a DVD of a movie, I own that copy of the movie. I do not own the movie itself. I didn't acquire the rights to duplicate it, press a thousand copies, and start selling them out of my garage like I've become the regional distributor for Warner Bros.

The copyright, distribution rights, and intellectual property still belong to whoever created it or whoever legally acquired those rights.

If I start burning copies of Iron Lung and selling them myself without Markiplier's permission, that's piracy.

If Markiplier, who made and owns the rights to Iron Lung, burns copies and sells them himself, that's just distribution.

He's the rights holder.

He's distributing his own work.

If you made it, if it came from your own mind, your own work, your own time, your own resources, then congratulations. You own the thing. You don't need a corporation to bless it with legitimacy.

The corporation is not what makes it real.

The fact that it exists is what makes it real.

I think we've accidentally spent so many years living inside a world dominated by mass-produced media that some people have developed the strange assumption that all media emerges from a factory somewhere. As if films naturally occur in shrink-wrapped plastic cases and descend from the heavens aboard a pallet truck.

But independent artists have been burning discs, dubbing tapes, printing books, pressing records, and mailing things directly to people for longer than many of us have been alive.

That's not a bootleg.

That's just a product.

It's not "bootleg."

It's just... leg.

The normal kind.

The original, free-range, locally sourced leg.

dawnhorse

lesbianeo

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

erinscoolart

First Batch of Artfight 2026 attacks! Character credits below the readmore

ladytabletop

Dungeon Bitches

really love this analysis of metagaming!

dollsahoy

if you see a long, snarky, entertaining post about some esoteric topic posted by the blog materialist-scumbag, some of you might want to be aware that the blog is generating content with Anthropic's Claude

The About page does say there is a human editor who works to make sure what the LLM generates is accurate, but also acknowledges that the editor doesn't know everything, so can't guarantee the final post has complete accuracy

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Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

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transition timeline

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winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

ohcorny

sleep paralysis demons HATE him. this cartoonist discovers one weird trick to make them go away every time.

tearsofrefugees

Two Utah court clerks have been dubbed "anti-ICE vigilantes" after they were allegedly caught "sneaking" immigrants out the back door of the

antifainternational

That's how you show real solidarity!

"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!

knxfesck

A few months back, you might have read about two Logan City, UT court c… William Joma needs your support for Support Legal Fees for Logan Ci

Here is the link to contribute to their legal fund. They are facing multiple felony charges and I have no info on whether they have any community support at this time. If their actions are something you support, consider helping them out through the aftermath and investigation by the "justice" system

sharting-meself

Getting close! Currently raised $19,186 of $20,000 as of July 7, 2026.

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