Unicorns & Whiskey

No reason, no explanations, no sense. Just a good old-fashioned art blog turned side blog turned shitpost/etc blog. For further information, ask Sender Paulson.

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

I've been around Tumblr for a while. This particular account is a little over 9 years old, and I had my first account (which I no longer remember the login for) in late 2013. I was here a good six months before DashCon.

I'm willing to have this account nuked to point something out.

Since the decimation of Predstrogen (the memory of her account a blessing), a lot of the transgender tag— I'd say roughly 70% of it— is more about feminization and sissy porn than actual trans folk.

And I just wonder, out of curiosity, maybe @staff can answer this for me but:

Is this what @photomatt wants? Does he only want the "good" trans girls he can beat off to without having to think of them as real people?

Call me when I get nuked.

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[theskullstack]

Teaser of a piece for a friend

[sender-paulson]

And now, for something a little different

Okay, everyone I got a favour to ask and if it makes it easier, this ain't about me

One of my best friends in the whole wide world is in dire need and I'm doing my part to help them out so click the link and throw in whatever you can, okay? And if you don't have anything, then please reblog so that it finds some new doors to knock on

Help me help a dear friend out

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

Please oh please oh please be true

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

♪ And if you seeeeee my reflection in the snoooooooow covered hiiiiiiiills, well the landslide will bring me dooooooowwwwwn ♪

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

Wait

I am connecting so many dots right now 🏳️‍⚧️

[sender-paulson]

There will be

Good to come

Of all this

There must be

Has to be

But for now

Please, I'm begging

Please keep breathing

Don't you ever

Let bastards win

This is whay

They always want

Is our despair

Never let them

Have it easy

And don't ever

Lie down quiet

Rage and fight

With your heart

With your voice

With your people

With everything, anything

All you are

All you've got

Come see tomorrow

And next year

And every year

Knowing the devil

And his victories

Are not forever.

— Sender Paulson, Please Don't Die (6 November)

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr

Time is never time at all

[dashboarddiaries]

GUESS WHAT?

it's the 10 YEAR anniversary of the most amazing event EVER! *explodes like a confetti cannon*

that's right, tumbeasts, Dashcon happened TEN YEARS ago!!!!!

if you're new here and don't know what that is, LET ME LEARN YOU A THING:

Dashcon was an event just for US. for the freaks, the weirdos, the fangirls. it had cosplayers and fanfic writers and a BALLPIT. And--

[a comical *thunk* as lauren hits her imposter over the head with a shovel]

jesus, guys, sorry about that. something went wrong with my hybrid cloning/time machine.

ANYWAY. Dashcon happened 10 years ago this weekend and @overchers and I have episodes for this very occasion!

we talked to two brave Tumblr employees who were there:

and who also had amazing pictures to share, that we posted on the internet for the very first time!

and THEN we talked to Lochlan, the Tumblr user who started it all:

(transcripts for those episodes here and here)

so we've got dashcon coverage from both sides! get the inside scoop and relive the glory days.

[sweatymasc-deactivated20260101]

anyway happy pride to trans people who CAN'T "just book the hrt appointment and transition" for any reason. money or fear or family or work or laws or medical contraindications or just plain not feeling ready yet. you're not less trans for it, you don't deserve to feel ashamed, it's never gonna be "too late", you can take as long as you need to figure it out. happy pride 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[sweatymasc-deactivated20260101]

AND happy pride to trans people who aren't and never plan to go on hrt, or trans people who were on hrt but stopped for any reason. you're not less trans than people who are/want to go on hormones! you belong 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[beriliaa]

[a-book-of-creatures]

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

Happy 20th to the album that turned me bi

[paintdoktahwho]

google it

[yourfavhasadevilsheart]

lois aka jessie is antisemetic and keeps making disturbing claims that since she kin's lois griffin that shes jewish yet that isnt how the fucking world works.

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

[bringcal]

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

[pc-nk]

LMAO

[capelanchett]

the jokes write themselves

[unicorns-and-whiskey]

Please oh please oh please be true

[demi-romantics]

Hey I want to see something, what’s your favorite D&D race and what’s your sexual/romantic orientation?

Human

Dragonborn

Dwarf

High elf

Gnome

Halfling

Orc

Tiefling

Drow

Genasi

Aasimar

Changeling

Voting ended onJan 18, 2024

Feel free to add your favorite race below if I did not have space to add it! Ooo and if you have a favorite homebrew race you can add that too!

[sender-drawson]

I now pronounce you Oswald & Willie