Huh?

The only reason i live is dogs

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

no vitamins… no fucking minorals… carbs ONLY

[ugly-mane]

muffy packing her lunch

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Book: She was asian

Movie:

[dmny25]

reblogging for the last two

[filmnoirfemalefatales]

Feisty Femme Fatale.

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[a-manic-pixie-dream-journal-dea]

[telnaga]

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

Whatever you do, do it for you.

[greatmortality]

no offense but some of you need to make a little birdhouse in your soul

[asteri-desmevetai-deactivated20]

@ all the assholes commenting on my mocking posts witchblr edition

Y'all need to learn not all spells work and the spell I posted could work for someone else. get over yourselves

[flowersphil]

tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

[chthonicillness]

how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t

[clavid]

HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[scienceshenanigans]

Whow this took off. 

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[shutupmerlin]

My new favourite thing to do on the internet when I’m bored is to go onto IMDB, look up perfectly innocent movies, and read the Parents Guide 

[vlolets]

aristocats… so hardcore

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

Dora the Explorer really pushing the limits

[sleepingwith-thedoctor]

NO NOT VITAMINS

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[jaymonoto]

KFC

Kentucky Fucky Chucky

[lizzyrdshitjones]

as a kentuckian may i just say fuck you

[jaymonoto]

you may