SASSY UNICORN

Carol Moutran

[unicorns-pussy]

@fredkatz @gingerless @dreambelievesucceed-blog-blog @dragonapprentice @spooky-hollyyy @cronicalizar @sheerio-in-rio @punkdamage @m0hnst3r @yungprecum-blog @star-trecking @nordiskepaalegg @inmarvelitrust @cunning-ly @mordecai-rogers @honestlywut @yedincihis @teconociun14defebrero @beachvibes-paradise @kindaatherebutnotquite @sadlikealittlepanda @lean-on-me4-blog @you-me-at-dickss @edsheegod @red-hair-red-eyes @vivaedsheeran @hmusheeran-blog @happiness-love-hope-dream @dxblin @liaraolifra-blog @wopiiojqmsae-blog-blog @unofficiallydisney @ineedto-fly-blog @whereismymindlaura @freaknerd @didnt-go-to-brit-school-blog @ibuild-legohouse @edward-sheewalked @a-affected @ultragaylence @ahhsparklymagic @bhellee @genralhux @chelburg @sheerans-snowflake @journeyn0tdestinati0n @swimupstream @youarenotapieceofart @soy-rara-y-que-te-importa @somealienday 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[bambambaklava]

Thanks google

[youknowyourebrazilianwhen2-blog]

[captainbaddecisions]

You're so portuguese as bartender that now on I'll call you Manuel.

I have no idea of what you’re talking about

[underrated-lovestory-deactivate]

[sacredgayometry]

i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring

[xthedgehog]

Ok…

[nhodesign-deactivated20140131]

[carbomcoco]

[its-am-chan]

"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"

"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"

"I got Waterloo."

“This is a math test!”

[fivetrillionelves]

are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors

[ronimacaroni]

[daisycruiser-blog-deactivated20]

and dont come back

[stylesnouis]

[unicorns-pussy]

Harry following the newspaper’s advice.

[unicorns-pussy]

this would be me if my  school burned down 

[awhoreslies]

[rect]

IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT

[tut-mir-nicht-leid-deactivated2]

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”

[clockworkwillow]

it just fuckign slaps it

[igoeva]

[unicorns-pussy]

+

[dveon-deactivated20141016]

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

[kaleymccabe]

[unicorns-pussy]

coloneldapper:

you-numpty:

gabenewell-thesexdragon:

georges-ear:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

Why do I feel like this needs a Dr. Suess rhyme to go with it?

Then the Dark Lord gave Draco a pat. 

It wasn’t a hat. 

It wasn’t a cat. 

Draco did not like the feel of this pat. 

It was a strange pat and he did not like that. 

It was a strange pat and he did not like that. 

Draco would rather a hat to that pat,

A cat or a rat, or even a bat.

But what Draco received was no cat nor no hat,

It was simply a pat, and that was that.

[old-ed-sheerin]

Richard on Ed helping the other team [x]