Serendipity IS my Stripper Name

Hello my name is Ash and I'm an agender trans-feminine pansexual person who just recently graduated from MICA in baltimore. They/Them/She/Her pronouns,  If you need me to tag anything feel free to ask Link to my Aesthetic Blog: urbanelfwitch.tumblr.com

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kosmogrl]

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[xantchaslegacy]

[targetedknowledge]

[wolvenblacksmith]

This is what magic the gathering feels like

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[headspace-hotel]

This mnemonic has a permanent place in my life.

Every time in yoga class when my instructor would say "now get into a prone position" I would think "ah yes on your pronis"

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[filmphotofranz]

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bonesbeetle]

[peekychu]

I just started playing Crystal and this tweet won’t leave my brain

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA