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5'0 but you still look up to me | Texas | 22

[cervicks-deactivated20141013]

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

[expressions-of-nature]

[unicornsandsnowcones]

It’s not the sleeping alone that keeps me down anymore.. it’s the fact that this lonesome lost feeling is a permanent part of my life.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

[paze]

[addelburgh]

[tanriningunesi-deactivated20180]

[thesecretletter]

It’s weird, I think of suicide all the time, but I’m not suicidal. It’s like a fantasy of kissing the one person who you like but you know they’d never return your feelings. You think about it and think about it but no it will never happen.

Your secrets are safe here (via thelovewhisperer)

[natanvance]

[drugleaf-deactivated20131121]

fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

[crimepope]

Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

[theghettochildren-deactivated20]

[emmatheward]

- Stimpy and Olive not being camera shy.

[lackyannie]

they look like a couple that defied all odds to be together.

[ppp-bbb]

[6ixfeelings]

snap: awesome8me insta: dominiquelopez

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[imanasoh]

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[sigmatique-deactivated20170313]

M ILKY E H

[bnhoe]

IT HAS RETURNED

[gigglygamer]

FOUND IT

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH

[transmadamegiry-remade-deactiva]

reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots