Stop Existing And Start Living

[whiteyoda]

[gumbubbles-blog]

im what the kids call

attention seeking

[ommanyte]

snail as old as slime

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dreamsmlm]

bro i wanna cuddle w a boy so bad rn

[theshitneyspears]

[djpaulyd]

the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[parisbian]

can you believe after so many years of using french’s “c'est la vie” because the nuance doesn’t translate, we’ve finally obtained a flawless translation with “that’s just the way it is on this bitch of an earth" 

[mrsjadecurtiss]

Thats “it be like that sometimes” erasure

[unicornsparkles1]

Lol my ex used to walk on the outside near the road but not so I wouldn't get hit by a car. His family was Italian and his grandpa was heavily involved with the mafia. It wasn't uncommon for someone to try and do a drive by on his grandfather so he would walk on the outside and keep his wife safe on the inside. This habit passed down to his son and now his grandson (the boy I dated). My ex used to walk on the outside so I wouldn't get shot by the Italian mafia.

[omega3]

[gaysuggestions]

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

[letaliabane]

There will never be another President and First Lady like the Obamas. 

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[fauxfable]

the tail wag on her way down

[pascalation]

new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint

new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga

new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up

new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

[victorious]

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

[victorious]