shit.

Hello hi. My name is chyna and I'm a little shit from New Jersey

[gifmovie]

[ampervadasz]

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[todaysbird]

Today’s bird is: Get out of there??

[reversewerewolf]

tantrum hole

[exceptionals]

when ur clothes are slightly different shades of black and dont match

[k-eke]

ⁿʸᵒᵒᵐ ᵃᵈᵛᵉⁿᵗᵘʳᵉ

[super-powerful-queen-slayyna]

What the FUCK

[nonbinarythorin]

[thotimusprime]

…i thought you was sleep LMAOOOOO

[serpeterquill-blog]

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

[paranoidc-deactivated20230606]

[lobotomizedskull]

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[whitetrasheroticart]

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

CHOOSE YOUR CLASS IN THE TAGS

[marciabrady]

Two mermaids talking truth in MAD ABOUT MEN (1954).