Huh buh duh wha?

Cherubplay sideblog, as you do.

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

Me replying to an rp a year ago: I'll read over the last few posts I made to make sure I'm not using similar wording or repeating myself anywhere and I've gotta read their response at least three times to make sure I catch everything

Me now: Reading the first two sentences of my partner's reply is probably enough to get the point right

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A name. An unholy name. A name that puts fear into the heart of all that hear it. The kind of name that with every instance that it is said aloud it sounds less like a word and more like a deep dark scream. A scream for help. An endless scream. There is only one name like this. One name so viscerally terrifying.

Mindwipe.

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

Ding dong the witch is dead

[cherubark]

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Rectangle Fucker coming onto your OC prompts regardless of the setting or characters you’re looking for.

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

I'm feeling it in the chilies tonight

[rantrantwriting]

Does anyone know any good roleplaying sites like cherubplay?

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

Obviously not that's why we all resign ourselves to this hellhole

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

An apology to all my partners

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Ok is there a new update because one of my chats just changed color and I've never been more thrown in my life.

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

Thanks I hate it!

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

Dear lord do I have an answer for this one. This was before the days of Cherubplay or Mxrp, and I was a foolish youngin roleplaying on kik of all places. This generally meant most responces were less than 20 words.

So, our story begins when, one day, this guy messages me asking to do a combined Naruto Homestuck rp and, like a fool, I accepted. Now before I continue and you all judge me for not just blocking this guy, let me say I was like, 14, and knew jack about jack.

The first red flag rose when he asked me to play all 12 trolls to his half human half troll whiteblooded Naruto, because, "if you combine all the colors you get white." Intensely puzzling inaccuracies aside, he wanted the trolls to have somehow ended up in the Naruto universe and adopted and raised Naruto (there was also something about bleeding on him?), which was bad enough on it's own, but oh, just wait.

The second red flag came when he had 12 year old Naruto start to hit on Vriska, and then godmodded her into being secretly in love with him. I told him in no uncertain terms I was 100% not ok with this. He said ok, then proceeded to add Kanaya and Terezi to the motherlovin' mix. His endgame soon became clear. He wanted 12 year old Naruto Uzumaki to have a harem of his 6 moms.

I, eventually, ran, pursued by many "but I liked rping with you so much 😊😔"s. Many of the details are lost to time, but I do distinctly remember him lecturing me, a lesbian, on how lesbians can be attracted to men too.

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

The true incarnation of Satan: partners who send you a reply that makes you sob your eyes out and then go to sleep.

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

Asking for a friend, but would two clones in a relationship count as incest or should be tagged as such?

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

I’m sure this prompt is actually wonderful but I have literally never made it past the fourth sentence because of the visceral disgust the phrase “Not ______s mind you” still triggers in me

[queen-of-cherubplay]

Y’all complain when Cherub goes down but my lazy ass is feeling blessed by the fact that I now have a valid excuse to not be replying to anything. I’m free. The curse is lifted

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

I DON’T CARE HOW LONG I’VE KEPT YOU WAITING YOU DON’T BUMP MY CHAT LIKE THIS YOU FILTHY FUCKING HEATHENS 

[unidentifiedflyingcherub]

The unanswerable question