Love, J @unikaydee - Tumblr Blog

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

just-deer-things

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

longseasons

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

kaijuerotica

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

encryptidarchivist

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

lukewarmtomatosoup

oh wow… how serene…

bombing

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

commanderdawk

Me: honestly im just so evil. so full of darkness. i feed off the souls of the living i strike fear into-

Friend: you sleep with a teddy bear

Me: hes my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

i3cnya

what kind of poem does a japanese pigeon use?

i3cnya

a haicoo

greelin

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

beemovieerotica

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

thickness-protection-program

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

butch-tradwife

For everyone who ‘used to love reading’ but now hasn’t finished a book in years, you CAN get it back. Genuinely start bringing a book (preferably short and either fiction or a non fiction topic you already really enjoy) everywhere you go and when you have 5-20 mins waiting for the bus or at the doctors office or mechanic or whatever, get out your book and read it! You don’t have to finish it quickly or even read it often but it is so good for your brain and fun to get into the habit of reading more (and replacing being on your phone for those moments). Source: I read 0 books in 2023 and I’ve read 12 in the first 4 months of 2026

kayvsworld

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy