ellie

27 ♒️| any pronouns | consistently inconsistent | very friendly, just weird | multifandom | consumes media that consumes me in return

[junglejim4322]

On the scurvy diet to avoid vegetable parasites that explode your esophagus

[kosmogrl]

[linusbenjamin]

Congratulations to the entire Pluribus team on their Emmy nominations!

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[nevermythologized]

rhaenicent nation will always win because the writers and their actors are the founding members. they took the source material and they made it gay on purpose because they knew the world needed a story about how the falling out between two girls in homoerotic friendship can lead to a unprecedented devastating civil war that changes the course of history forever. because that’s what being a thirteen year old repressed lesbian does to you and everyone else. and don’t forget that none of this would have happened if it wasn’t for the deeply sexist men around them. they both do horrible things but it’s not their fault. it’s misogyny’s. hotd writers you get it. they made this show for me.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[aletheyass]

this wound needs more salt

[uninvoluted]

brake checking but the car in tow is braking perfectly because he's staying a modest cars length away but the guy in front just has really bad depth perception

[loveridden1999]

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[orteil42]

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

[limitedseries]

Hacks— “Montecito” (5.07)

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[infectiouspiss]

is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me