dreambubble

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA, and you are DEAD. You mostly spend your time (of which you have a lot) RELIVING OLD MEMORIES, such as exploring the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Lately, though, you've learned to navigate the dream bubble quite well. Just about ANYTHING is possible - except that none of it is real. You cling to your ALCHEMISED GLASSES like a lifeline, since they're your only link to REAL STUFF. Like blogging, for example. You do a lot of that these days. Maybe someone REAL will contact you today. Or visit you. You HOPE so... Or you would, if you still believed in hope. But it's faker than magic, and brought you just as much trouble. OOC - Although technically this is a roleplay blog and not an askblog, I'm willing to have Eridan answer any questions in his inbox. Nice to meet you all!

[disasterlarper]

Reblog this if you would NEVER assault someone because they don't like Homestuck

I…I just need to see that we’re not all insane.

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(( last post before i give up and go to bed but everyone i know has accepted that one story as being fake unless proven otherwise. i advise everyone else to do the same. 'night! ))

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(( sol - didnt mean to d/c but my laptop overheated and switched itself off and now it won't turn back on! fuckkkk. i'll get my dad to have a look at it tomorrow but until then i'm stuck with my phone and it sucks. i'll continue later ok?? ;v; ))

[missy-gardengnostic-blog]

==> Sigh

oh yeah i guess

if you say so....

==> You look around and almost trip when he steps forward. You really should be paying attention.

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-> You step out of the light and into the computer room of the Veil, holding Jade's hand like a lifeline.

okay i think i

-> Notice the bodies. Freeze in your tracks.

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(( oh also umm because i am a huge forgetful arse i may or may not have lost track of my threads??? whoops i'm sorry hhhhrrrghh ;v;

so if you posted last in a thread with me and want to continue i'd really really appreciate being sent the link or whatever, whether by fanmail (wow it ACTUALLY HAS ITS USES colour me surprised) or whatever method you like, and i'll pick up from where we left off??? ))

(( sorry for the inconvenience i'm basically a huge douche ))

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(( wowwwww gosh i am really sorry for disappearing like that I SHALL ENDEAVOUR TO NOT DO THAT AGAIN ))

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♫!

id tell you it took a wwhile to think of but reely it didnt

really*

ugh

fresh feelin by eels take it or leavve it i guess

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[2ollux2ay2-blog]

caught thii2 one a liittle late. eheheh. you worryiing about me, ED? don’t worry, no piity party2 here.

and ju2t 2o you know, the headache eventually went down to a more normal 2tate. e2peciially after RL spiiked the 2oda.

[uniquelyqualified-blog]

pssh as IF id wworry about your stupid ass

its just that nothin in the rules of our little truce said anythin about your head explodin all ovver the wwalls

so you aint allowwed to do that just so you knoww

fuckin indecent is wwhat it is

[uniquelyqualified-blog]

(( hi

if i've ever missed a post, and you want to continue the rp, i'm just really forgetful

so please don't hesitate to hop on my metaphorical dick about it

i forget stuff a lot and sometimes i miss posts when it's my turn because i'm dumb!

thank you this has been a psa ))

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(( tempted to stream again??? so i guess i'll stream the digimon movie if anyone is interested!! anyone?

p.s. ic will be encouraged, as usual ))

[rolaltheatre-deactivated2013082]

to educate you masses

eridan and karkat are like the best of bros why doesnt anyone GET THAT

they are like the type of people who would stay over at each other’s hives and do each other’s nails while gossiping something awful about everybody they know

and theyre on SUCH GOOD TERMS i will fight anyone who says otherwise because even when karkats exasperated he isnt a huge asshole fucknugget

while we’re on the subject if you rp karkat and you come across an eridan who isnt asking to be pailed (if you are an eridan and you do that, please stop), dont you DARE go “AUGH FUCK IT’S YOU. WELP TIME TO SCOOTER.”

nearly every single conversation i have (as eridan) with a karkat goes something like:

eridan: hey sup karkat: OH GOD IT’S YOU. eridan: is there a problem karkat: WHEN ISN’T THERE A PROBLEM IS WHAT I’D LIKE TO KNOW. OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE SITE, WHY THE FUCK DID I GET YOU? eridan: you say that like its a bad thing karkat: IT IS, NOOKSNIFFER. I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, AND GUESS WHAT? NO ONE ELSE DOES, EITHER! DO US ALL A FAVOR AND OFF YOURSELF, YOU PATHETIC, SNIVELING, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BUCKET SLOB. karkat: AND NO, BEFORE YOU ASK, THAT WAS NOT A GODDAMN COME-ON. eridan: wwhat eridan: kar calm dowwn karkat: NO, FUCK YOU, I’M OUT OF HERE.

no stop

that is not even remotely right you assholes

while karkat is undeniably a douche, he’s FRIENDLY towards eridan! he’s willing to talk to him and to give him advice—which is a good thing since eridan comes to him a lot for that.

they are FRIENDS

i will write entire ESSAYS on this subject matter if that even helps, i will do this for EVERY SINGLE RELATIONSHIP REGARDING ERIDAN if thats what it takes

god DAMMIT i am just so tired of trying to rp as eridan and coming across a karkat (or ANYONE) and getting a proverbial SLAP TO THE FACE

[manjoum]

[adeptamatesprit-deactivated2012]

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((

seriously though its hard being an eridan rper its hard and no one understands

people either think youre going to hit on them and make weird bucket jokes or make fun of you and insult you or just go OH YOU and leave

:( ))

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(( dear god the bucket jokes don't even get me started

i don't even remember him mentioning pails once? like in the entire comic? (i might be wrong but i'm pretty sure if he did mention them once it was definitely in passing and it's not like he was offering to hop into one with someone and ride away into the sunset) it's an entirely fanmade thing and the comics and puns and such were funny for a while but like... people have started to think that's actually canon? nooooo

cries softly into hands

i've been really lucky so far on this account there was only like one bucket fiasco and people generally handled it pretty well but sometimes i feel like maybe people are judging me because i don't roleplay him as a total..... slut???

and he's not so

nyeh

 ))

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yeah, ii do liike that one better actually. but liike ii 2aiid. currently iin paiin. don't thiink ii've heard thii2 2ong before. eheh. iit'2 not much of 2ecret anymore though, ED.

hey if im not askin for a pity party from you you dont wwant a pity party from me

just go take some headache tablets or somethin like evveryone else

and take off the damn scarf you dont wwarm yourself up wwhile you havve a headache dumbass

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♪ thii2 ii2n't even the riight mu2iic note. but ii don't care. becau2e ii have the wor2t hangover/headache yet am bored at the 2ame tiime.

funny i thought youd like ♫ better you knoww cause theres twwo prongs

anywway lets see shall wwe

just for noww i guess

(( how incredibly cheesy is my music taste oh dear. but wow that works??? i think? you know since they... met around xmas and...... the truce and some other stuff yeah idk the lyrics are the main thing ))

[meddlingfashionista]

(( Since I’m bored as hell, don’t know what to do IC, and haven’t done one of these challenges in a while. ))

[gallowschromata-deactivated2012]

DO IT NOW >:O ))

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(( i have so many songs you guys i am sure i can find sOMETHING ))

(( edit: but i'll do it like... from eridan's point of view, about your character. yes ))

[missy-gardengnostic-blog]

oh god im really sorry

ummm im not really good with relationships so i dont know what so say..

==> Squeeze his hand gently and look up at him when you enter the room to make sure he's alright.

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-> Hesitate at the transportalizer pad that leads to the main room. The others aren't active, so it's the clear way to go, but you still hang back a little.

you dont need to say anythin i guess

it aint nothin to do wwith you you aint pale or ashen wwith me

lets just get this ovver wwith

-> Step forwards.

[uniquelyqualified-blog]

D --> You should come visit my bubble sometime

you knoww normally id object and givve some really fuckin unarguably good reason like "youre creepy as fuck" or "wwell just be at each others throats" but you knoww wwhat

i think i wwill

my bubble is borin as all hell so maybe later ill see if yours is any better

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yeah, all 2orted. tiil later, ED.

ciao

-> Nonchalant wave.