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I was, in fact, not sentient for 9/11
Could Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz solve the Kira murders?
Could catch Kira, would survive
Could not catch Kira, would survive
Could catch Kira, would not survive
Could not catch Kira, would not survive
Oh, the comments are GOLD
Great job everyone
Bro would be sweating
i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries
Don’t leave this in the tags
The devil works fast but by god ao3 writers work faster
I salute the writers of these, and recognize them as national heroes 🫡
Look, the Bayverse fangirls are unhinged but when push comes to shove, it’s the Donatello girls that are the thirstiest
Ayo, lower your voice, my mom's gonna hear you 😭💀
Delicious Desire
Alright Turtle Doves,
It's my birthday in a few days and even though I'm 7,000 miles away from home, I'm feeling the love.
For our resident genius.
Lord help me.
This is the first time I have ever posted something without a proofread by my darling @leosgirl82
Forgive me, my love 😂😘
And a huge THANK YOU to @digitl-art-monstr for helping me with this 🥰
This One-shot is 💯 self indulgent.
You'll know it when you see it 😂
Without further Ado,
I give you,
My insatiable thirst...
18+ content - for mature audiences only!
Reblogs only, please!
Delicious Desire
This was so well written, and I am so hot for this man. God I love him. Thank you for this treat! 😭🙏🏻
my conclusions after reading over 20 NSFW turtle x reader fic
I'm glad that we as a Fandom could come together for this
I have an ask for a first time with Donnie that's been in my ask box for a few months, and I'm super super excited to write it. Unfortunately I lost someone very close to me recently, so for the time being I am unable to mentally handle writing. As soon as I'm out of this funk I will 100% begin writing, I already have plenty of ideas.
No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.
Dating Donnie would include (slightly NSFW)
not the cuddliest of the turtles but still very affectionate
his love language is quality time
loves it when you sit in the lab with him (preferably on his lap) and just let him bounce ideas and theories around with you
you don’t have a clue what he’s saying half the time
but you’ll still be his sounding board
movie marathons! and lots of them
you wanna see all of the marvel movies in order back to back
Donnie’s your boy
wanna spend over 20 hours watching the extended lord of the rings?
he’s in, baby
the sweetest pet names
sweet-pea
petal
angel
he mostly calls you honey/hun tho
you call him dot-com sometimes as part of an inside joke
he makes you anything and everything
you name it he can create it
jewellery mainly tho
he’s good all the technical stuff
speaking of making you things
he makes a lot of toys for your private time together ;)
seriously you’ll have cum 3 times before he’s even taken his boxers off
usually ends with you begging him to just fuck you and end the pleasure torment he’s causing
actually reads up on how to pleasure a woman
research makes him perfect at it
doing everything together
if he’s not in the lab he will be right by your side
not in a clingy way, he just loves your company
cooking together
making the bed
showering together
when he gets drunk, which is very rare, he is the clingyist babe
will hold on to your arm with both of his
“I need you over hear” he’ll tell you
just to sit you down so he can lay his head in your lap
doting af
always getting you more drinks, brushing your hair for you, forehead kisses
very protective, just not as obvious about it as Raph
knows everything and is always down to lay cute little facts on you
good communication could be better tho
will text you reasons to come over
sometimes these reasons are a pic of his down stairs
one of the more insecure that you’ll leave him
not because you aren’t loyal, he just assumes you;ll find a human mate who will be better suited to you
you assure him that you wont
always squishing your face between his hands and telling you he loves you
first few dates he is nervous™️
rambles a lot
which luckily you find oddly charming
1st time you both slept in his room he tidied the place top to bottom and bought new sheets
talks in his sleep!
always has a notebook beside the bed to jot little things down when he thinks of them
writes you love letters
we’re talking clumsy metaphors and half rhymes but it’s always so sweet and tender and loving.
he’s like that in bed too
is capable of being pretty romantic
only on special occasions tho or if he feels like you need some more romance in your life
like after a particularly hard week
obsessed with your neck
loves to nuzzle into it when you’re cuddling
and leave a train of love bites down to your collar bones
such a gamer
you’re no good at it though
apart from like Mario kart. you beat him only once
boobs guy
falls asleep almost every night on top of you with his head on your chest
also loves your hips especially
the biggest softie
will foster dogs with you
puts those night visions goggles to good use with games
hide and seek in the sewers is one of your faves
he has a security system set up tho so you always accuse him of cheating
he denies this
you’re bff’s with Leo
because Donnie is the only one who actually fully appreciates his leadership and so do you
Totally worth the reblog 😍😍😍💜💜💜
This is actually amazing, I'm so soft for this man 😩❤️
hiii ive just read ur most recent post and holy shit you write good smut😭🙏 if youre taking requests could you do thigh riding donnie? PLSSDSJDKSK
Hey hun, I'm glad you enjoy my posts! I can 100% write my favorite beanpole for you.
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Thinking about the first few times with the turtles in a more realistic light.
The first time you decide to let him inside of you, you don't expect too much. This is his first time having sex, so it's only fair that it's more of a learning experience than anything else.
You start with lots of prep. He doesn't want to hurt you, even when you assure him that you might feel a bit sore. He's so nervous that by the time he finally puts his dick in you he's full on trembling. You talk him through it as much as you can, but let's be honest- there's no way you can be completely there when he's stretching you so wide on his fat cock.
He pushes in slowly, and with every inch your breath hitches. He only gets half way inside of you before he's moaning and cumming buckets. He's barely conscious enough to pull out after the first three seconds, and even then he's still letting out the most sultry "hahhh~" and "oh fuuuuuh~".
That's how it's going to be the first few times. Their bodies slowly becoming used to the sensation of entering your velvety cunt. Nine times out of ten you won't end up getting off, but it's not because they didn't try, it's mostly because they're so braindead from how hard they came that you have to take care of and love on your man until they remember how to speak.
The first time they are able to finally start focusing on making you feel good you better be ready.
Chances are that he's been doing his research on how to make you cum. He probably feels bad that you haven't been enjoying it as much as he has, no matter how many times you insist that you don't mind.
He's between your legs, eating you like a man starved. He makes you cum at least twice before he's shucking his pants and boxers. He crawls up your body slowly as he trails kisses from your hips up across your chest and neck, nipping at your pulse point in the way that makes you gasp. He lets his cock rest against your pussy and slowly slides it up and down, collecting your arousal on his shaft while he shoves his tongue in your mouth.
The kiss is so dirty that you completely lose yourself in it, nearly missing when his head catches at your entrance. He pulls away from you and slowly starts to push in, watching as your mouth falls open in a breathless moan. Once he's half way he stops and tilts your head to look at him. "Beg for me baby." It's like a plea against your lips, and who are you to deny the one who stole your heart?
"Please," you moan out. "Need you so fucking bad~ babyy~" and then he's bottoming out leaving your brain in pieces on the floor. All you can think about is how good he feels, how good you feel.
It starts out slowly, him pulling all the way out before slowly feeding it back into your gushing folds. Once he knows you're ready he starts speeding up, hips snapping against yours as his hands hold yours next to your head. All the while he never looks away from you, too obsessed with the way your face portrays your arousal.
He's able to hold himself back from cumming until he feels you clamping down on him, and then he's losing himself as he spews out praise and sweet words as he jackhammers his release into you.
After that he takes care of you, holding your face and telling you how well you did as he cleans up the mess between your thighs. He's kissing all the bites he left on your neck as he lays with you on his chest, fingers running through your hair comfortingly.
It takes you quite some time to come back to reality, but he's patient and he never rushes you. The second you regain your sense of mind you look up at him, mouth agape in shock. "When the hell did you get good at sex?" You demand, and he laughs.
"You'd be surprised what I've learned the last few weeks baby," he replied with a kiss to your forehead. "Maybe I can show you after you get some rest."
"Deal."
You've never fallen asleep so quickly.
Guys always want a gf that watches anime until you tell him how badly you want to be folded in half like a pretzel and stuffed full by Toji Fushiguro until it's spilling out and you no longer know whether you have legs anymore ☹☹ like bae ☹☹☹ I thought we were bonding ☹☹☹☹
Real shit tho. Most of these men are pussies too cause they won't do it even if you beg 😩😭😮💨
Random Turtle HCs
Based on the Bayverse turts, guys are 25+ SFW
-Donnie listens to 70s/80s funk jams in the lab. Anything with a groovy beat helps keep him focused on his tasks, but sometimes he subconsciously starts dancing when his favorite songs come on the speakers. Mikey caught him once, and he's never heard the end of it.
-When they were tweens Mikey got Raph into animes like Dragonball Z and Bleach. It was something they both really got excited about when the re-runs would come on tv. As they get older, both guys still watch it together for a lil brother bonding time. They're currently binging Jujustu Kaisen and One Punch Man. Donnie will sometimes watch an episode or two with them, but he never really got into it. Leo makes fun of Mikey and Raph for liking such bro-y shows, but secretly watches shojo/shonen animes like Fruits Basket or Oran Host Club. He's re-watching Inuyasha right now (for the third time). He would die of embarrassment if his brothers found out (Donnie knows).
-After seriously pulling a muscle a few years ago, Leo got really into massage therapy. He did a bunch of research on physical therapy and different massage techniques, and figured out how to marry the two ideas so he could help out when his brothers inevitably hurt themselves. Cough *Mikey* Cough.
-Speaking of which, Mikey is literally always hurting himself. He's not clumsy, he's just a wild dude who tends to overestimate the capabilities of his board. He's smacked into the side of a building more times than his brothers can count.
-Raph has a tendency to yap in the weight room. He's serious about working out, but if one of his brothers comes in to work in with him, he'll get reeeaal chatty. It's just the space he feels most comfortable and open, where his walls come down. Mikey doesn't mind, but it bugs the crap out of Leo.
-Donnie has to be dragged to the weight room to lift weights. Leo insists on it, and even gave him a perfectly tailored workout plan, but Donnie will make up every excuse to not go. He's never been able to build muscle like his brothers, and they know that, but Leo still wants him to continue strength training. Once as a teen, he was tossed over Raph's shoulder and brought in. Raph got away mostly unscathed.
-Leo writes Star trek and Battlestar Galactica fanfic. No, I will not elaborate.
-Mikey has been teaching Splinter new slang words, mostly to irritate Leo. The other night at dinner he used "no cap" in a sentence, and Leo got up and left the table. Mikey was cackling.
-Donnie swears. A lot. Raph and Mikey do too, but Don is real bad. Leo tries not to, out of respect and in the name of good manners, but if he gets heated in a videogame against Mikey, watch out.
-Mikey struggles with depression, but uses his sense of humor to cope. His jokes occasionally border on self-depreciating, which is a heads up to his brothers that he's not doing great. They take camping trips or plan fun days to help him out of the funk.
-Leo is the biggest flirt in the world. He doesn't realize he's doing it sometimes, until his victims are more blush than person and a puddle on the floor.
-Donnie is incredibly sassy. Like 1000%. He loved sitcom shows like The Golden Girls growing up, and learned how to deliver absolutely fatal comebacks with ease. He doesn't strike to kill unless he's annoyed, usually.
-Raph loves to sing. Like actually loves it. He won't sing for his brothers, but if you follow him on nights when he sneaks off, he goes to abandoned warehouses for the acoustics. Raph has a beautiful voice, with a little rasp to it, and he likes the way it echoes off the rafters. He usually sings along with 90s/2000s r&b, but sometimes will pull out some classic rock ballads. He's been singing Because of You by Ne-yo the past few nights.
-When Mikey discovers a new artist that he likes, the whole lair knows. He plays the music on full blast, going through the full discography. Donnie usually has to threaten to disconnect the wifi before he'll turn it down. His newest fixation was the Silk Sonic album.
-All the brothers' music tastes are influenced by each other. Raph listens to Rap, Leo likes R&B, Mikey's into Hip Hop, and Donnie's music is soup (there's a bit of literally everything). They all share music with each other, adding to the queue when they're in the garbage truck. The only consensus is that country sucks.
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OP this is fantastic. I demand to read these fanfictions Leo writes cause we all know he's written some downright sinful shit 😂
Where THE FUCK are all the tmnt writers with their GODDAMN requests open?! Especially for smut?! PLS I JUST MFKSMDJDJJFHMAJFDBH!
Feel free to visit my ask box any time hun 🙏🏻
glad you like seeing me in your ask bc i like being here. ♡
another request for some soft x reader goodness. you write soft stuff so well and frankly i can’t get enough. i’ll let you pick a character this time, and as always, anything is fair game. i think we’ve read enough of each other’s writing to know i’ll like whatever you come up with. thanks so much.
<3 thanks so much bunny that means a lot! and I gotta go with my baby Bakugou <3
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Katsuki spent Saturdays taking care of his baby, come hell or high water. He woke you up bright and early despite your sleepy (and adorable) protests, "'m tired Daddy."
"I know punkin, but its Saturday. You don't want to miss pancakes and cartoons do you?" He bit back a grin when you suddenly bolted upright out of your bed and started to head to the kitchen. "Brush your teeth first brat!"
"Yes Daddy!" You singsonged. Katsuki felt his heart settle into place like it always did in these moments, when he was reminded his best girl was also his most adorable baby who trusted him implicitly.
You two spent the day at home away from prying and judgemental eyes. Katsuki set up a picnic in the living room, with all your favorite stuffies in attendance, including Mr. Rogers the Rhinocerous and your Cinnamoroll. He helped you get dressed in your poofiest princess dress and even put on his only tuxedo to escort you.
"May I, my lady?" He offered you his arm and smiled at the shy giggle that left you as you took it.
"You may, Sir Daddy."
And even though he'd take this to the grave, he let you put your tiara on him when you were having your tea party with finger sandwiches, just to see you burst into a fit of laughter.
"Daddy's a princess!!" You crawled over to him and kissed him all over his face, loving him with truly your whole heart.
"Only for my baby." He grumbled but kissed you back regardless.
The whole day was a treasure for both of you, a memory too keep with you throughout the week when the real world demanded your attention. And that's why you both threw yourselves into your dynamic every weekend. It was the oasis in the desert that you drank from greedily each time.
By bed time you were as exhausted as Katsuki was, but bone deep happy. "Come on punkin, time for teeth brushing and bedtime."
"Okay, but you gotta carry me." You held up your arms and made grabby hands at him, knowing your pro hero husband could easily lift three times your weight.
Katsuki narrowed his eyes at you playfully before picking you up, murmuring as he rolled his eyes, "I'm in love with a little tyrant."
"Your tyrant, daddy!"
"My tyrant. Now brush." He helped you when you got too tired to brush yourself, then grabbed your paci.
When you got really tired you regressed even younger than normal, often not talking- instead using charades and noises to get what you wanted. Like pointing and whining for your paci which wasn't in your mouth fast enough.
"I know I know, here you go." Katsuki's voice gentled even further, knowing that you got even more sensitive like this. "My baby." He kissed your forehead and your nose, smiling when you ducked your head shyly.
He got you both settled in bed and cuddled you close, knowing that tomorrow you'd be yourself and Katsuki, not baby and Daddy anymore. So he soaked up this last moment, giving you a booty rub to relax you further and kissing your forehead and cheeks until you both fell asleep.
Holy shit this was a fantastic read. I don't think y'all understand how soft I am for character's who are supportive of their age regressing partner 😭❤️
i would let this man bang me so hard with no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen door to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I grasp for air, scream and huff, upside down on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on the chair, being carried, against a wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on the motorcycle, in the bed of a trunk, in a trampoline, in a bounce house, inside a pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, toe clenching, back arching, legs shaking, fist clenching, muffled sounds, ear ringing, mouth drooling, nose drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, can't take it anymore, legs divorcing and breaking in half, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, fireworks, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, soul snatching, over stimulating, ovulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, Beasley, devilishly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, black hole cresting, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, volcano erupting, sweat rolling. Voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, skin peeling, pussy popping, back cuts, heavenly, devils tango, and still worth it.
This is my favorite doctor Seuss poem 🙏🏻🙏🏻