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Pokemon Sword and Shield sure did a lot for us unit fans with the new gigantamax feature. Let’s see how our old pal Pikachu sizes up in his new form.

body type: chubby

size: about half a stadium

style: classic

chonkiness: 21/10

conclusion: Gigantamax Pikachu is an absolute unit.

#pokemon #pikachu #gigantamax pikachu #gigantamax #unit index #gen 8

Our newly-revealed fluffy friend, Wooloo, has a calm demeanor and will roll away from conflict. But can Wooloo roll toward the famed unit title?

roundness: 10/10

fluff: very many

hugability: 17/10

fluff-to-body ratio: gotta be at least 2:1

conclusion: wooloo is an absolute unit.

#pokemon #wooloo #unit index #gen 8

Look at this lad! Those majestic locks! Those big ‘ol teeth! He may be a lad, but is he a unit?

Stance: this lad is on the ground. Who needs legs when you can do classic unit sploot?

Blubber: 9/10

Hairstyle: 7/10

Size: prety fuckin chonkey

Conclusion: Walrein is an absolute unit

#pokemon #unit index #walrein

Eldegoss is very cute I love her so much look at her little face,,,,, look at her. But can her goodness be improved by her unit status?

Fluffiness: 10/10 amazing I love her

Height: taller than I thought but not that tall

Face: :〉

Weight: 5.5 pounds... that’s smaller than my cats

Conclusion: Eldegoss is not an absolute unit but I love her very much

#pokemon #eldegoss #unit index #gen 8

Chesnaught: unit?

Chesnaught, submitted by @teddyonthesidelines can attac, chesnaught can protecc, but can chesnaught thicc?

Thicc: 9/10

Leg day: Skipped occasionally, but pretty good schedule overall

Weight: 198.4 pounds. That’s chunky!

Stance: hug/10

Conclusion: Chesnaught is an absolute unit.

#pokemon #chesnaught #unit index #submission

Buneary may not have been a unit, but what about the newest rabbit in town? Will Scorbunny be the first of the Galaran units?

Stockiness: 2/10

Smile: :D/10

T-pose: 9/10

Size: 3/10

Conclusion: Scorbunny is not an absolute unit

#pokemon #scorbunny #unit index #gen 8

this puffy bunny can sure pack a punch with their ears and throw out strong kicks to match, but can buneary hop their way to the absolute unit throne?

agility: 9/10

ears: 10/10

cuteness: extremely

hippity: hoppity

conclusion: buneary is not an absolute unit.

#pokemon #buneary #unit index

purugly may not be a fan favorite, but its huge stature is one that leaves an impression among anyone who comes in contact with this fat cat. even so, does purugly meet our standards for an absolute unit?

tail: poofy/11

thick: fat

roundness: 7/10

best celebrity comparison: garfield

conclusion: purugly is an absolute unit.

#pokemon #purugly #unit index

an owl orb and terrific timekeeper, hoothoot has many talents and tricks up its tiny sleeve. but are they an absolute unit? only time will tell.

roundness: a literal sphere/10

eyes: also round and all-seeing

wings: too small to get its fat little body off the ground

size: 3/10 (a babey)

conclusion: hoothoot is not an absolute unit.

#pokemon #hoothoot #unit index

this big, bold bear can certainly deal out units and units of punches, but is pangoro tough enough to be termed an absolute unit?

fur: puffy and thick

stance: wide/10

gaze: angry and unwavering

size: 10/10

conclusion: pangoro is an absolute unit.

#pangoro #pokemon #unit index

seismitoad is definitely a toad of seismic proportions, but can this lovable lump fit into the glorious category of absolute unit?

base hp: 105 (a bulky boy)

lumpiness: 12/10

wideness: 9/10

roundness: pretty dang round/4.3

conclusion: seismitoad is an absolute unit.

#pokemon #seismitoad #unit index

Chandelure is the only valid way to light your haunted mansion, but are they enough of a unit to do the job?

Sphere: 9.5/10, very good

Warm: 11/10, ouch

Huggability: 0/10, would shatter

Breakable: yes/10. Look at those arms, they’re so thin.

Conclusion: Chandelure is not an absolute unit, despite trying their best

#chandelure #pokemon #unit index

Xatu, the pokemon who’s name starts with X. Other words that start with x are xylophone and x-ray. Could an x-ray see through xatu, or is he too much of a unit?

Xylem: Likely doesn’t have much

Xylocarp: Wings are soft, not chunky

Xerotic: Probably not, which adds points

Xenias: Very much so, he looks polite

Xonclusion: None of those had anything to do with being an absolute unit, but like... look at him. Xatu is not an absolute unit.

#xatu #unit index #pokemon