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Pen | 28 | she/they This blog is catered to my impeccable taste sorry

[imathers]

[dogpuppy]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[twylyn]

When I don't know what to draw, I draw jayvik, lol

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[friccafracc]

you guys would tell me if i drew merulo too hot right🥺

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[stealingpotatoes]

reason 1 million why i love zukka: how extra insane it makes hakoda's family tree

(links // tip jar!)

[photogdenography]

Raw Bar Patrons

Olympic Gull, various victims and onlookers - Haystack Rock, OR

[sillyysquid]

I hope no one’s done this yet

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[lovingjoana]

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

[geniusoflove]

thanks for laughing anyway

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[sapphire----art]

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[bunniope]

has anyone seen my egg

[himborc]

nope sssorry pal havent ssseen it

[great-and-small]

Yeah sorry wasp haters but y’all don’t know shit. Have you ever even seen the cuteness of Bembicini?