21st Century Panopticon

we are BUILDING the plane as we FLY dammit. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

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Sorry folks we’re back now I had to help brutally siege a village of elves, goblins, and other forest creatures it’s a side gig of mine

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I love bill gates so much haha i love bill gates i even hear there’s a

song

about

bill gates

actually by a fun fella named

john vanderslice

i think ill listen to it i wonder what it’s called haha i love bill gates so muc

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I think a good way to explain my worldview to people is telling them that this tweet from 2022 is like a sacred text to me and I think about it at least once a week yes this was the highest quality i could find it in

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I really respect the people who say they have a “vault” of their best drafts they’ve written and are sitting on it like damn whered yall get a vault from my shit is in a moldy busted cardboard box i found on the side of i-90 and now the mold has taken over my apartment in back bay

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I don’t even know if I fuckin live in back bay dude like as a student very much not from here i genuinely haven’t encountered a neighborhood i find as nebulously defined as back bay i have no idea where it starts, where it ends, or what its possible motivations are for the murder. Back bay is beyond space and time to me. It could be its own time zone for all i fucking know. There could be a major territorial dispute in back bay between international actors and I wouldn’t know. Got told i live in back bay one day then the next got told i live in fuckin Allston.

no I will not be shown a map of back bay

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I really respect the people who say they have a “vault” of their best drafts they’ve written and are sitting on it like damn whered yall get a vault from my shit is in a moldy busted cardboard box i found on the side of i-90 and now the mold has taken over my apartment in back bay

[victor-henchman]

Can't wait to go to work today

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I’m like one of those “academics” you see in a thumbnail or article every two years with a title that says “Why China is about to COLLAPSE” and they’ve been coming out since 2014 except instead of China it’s superhero media

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LinkedIn email: People are noticing you!

The people noticing you: MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I DONT WANT TO REMARRY I ONLY WANT TO F-

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Standing over this ramen im burning realizing ive driven myself mad on the foundation of years of never actually looking into it when people told me i should get into voice acting

Follow your dreans kids

Flolow your dreams

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*giving presidential campaign speech* and I dream of an America where the ketchuiop dispenser in the dining hall actually WORKS. I dream of an America where edibles don’t give you fuckng HEART PALPATATIONS, and I dream of an AMerica where your plug ISNT FUCKIN WEIRD and is NORMAL ! !!

[oneiric-oracle]

Extended Reading

reading i did for myself based on dreams i had

@universa11anguage picked from my stash again

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Jon Bois if you can hear us, please, Jon Bois, save me. Please save me Jon Bois, please. I’m asking you, please don’t let me succumb to writer’s block

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Man if you think about it it immortality would definitely solve a lot of the world’s problems but oh well haha anyways who y’all got this season i bet the falcons sure are gonna keep chowin shit haha

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Oh boy what a normal pretty day on which i am making the most of my life because i am in fact mortal and will die one day and nothing will change that

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Listening to he ain’t heavy hes my brother a day after seeing project Hail Mary. sometimes i just yell at my own brain while choking back tears WHO THE FUCK UP THERE THOUGHT THIS WAS OK TO DO AT 10:46 AM

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Me: man i really think if i had been born like a century or 80 yrs ago i rly could’ve gotten into making movies when like anyone could become an executive if you just fucked over enough people

[ Meanwhile in the alternate 1969 where this happened ]

Kids: But Frosty! What about when the sun rises! What about when all the snow melts awa-

Frosty: I’m going to FUCKIN G DIE.

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we need to put ray wiliiam johnson on the board