drink responsibly;

I am byesexual as in I'm not interested goodbye.   â’¸ xuunies

[petri-cheers]

Me watching Germany nt playing

[show-some-respects]

FEEL YOU

[mozukumi]

this is quite possibly the funniest scene in any movie ever. 

[fiyhi]

this is what boys will be boys means

[vulturevanity]

Of course it slaps, dude, it’s fucking ABBA

[kaijuno]

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Huh

[kaijuno]

It was just like that in the early 00s

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[hegodamask]

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

This works so well, I am in awe.

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

This is art.

[dragonsir]

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

[witforweeks]

This video cleared my skin, watered my crops, sent me a check, and took me out to dinner like wow thank you OP for blessing me

[dankmemecentral1]

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

[leafcrunch]

they thought 1 lb stood for “one little bean”

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[booasaur]

Happiest Season (2020)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[turing-tested]

played an among us game with someone pretending to be trump

[turing-tested]

[jambearie]

[neopetsilluminati]

there is going to be an arguably even more important election than the presidency happening on january 5th in georgia. the two senate seats in their state did not reach enough of a majority in this election to decide a winner, so theyre doing a “run-off election”. 

if these two seats are won by democrats they will flip the senate to a MAJORITY for democrats. we will have the presidency, the house AND the senate if the democratic candidates in georgia win. the policies biden promised could have a better chance at being passed!

if you live in georgia PLEASE vote for the democratic senate candidates on january 5th

if you do not, i recommend donating to the candidates election fund! :) 

https://electjon.com/

https://warnockforgeorgia.com/  

[fairweathermyth]

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[saltiestsoprano]

Always reblog Teddy!

[kymeira]

I know people outside of the Southwest generally don’t think about the desert / its peoples but this is only one disgusting act committed by DHS/the United States. They’ve also blown up ancient O’odham burial sites this year.