clown of the universe

gay, slutty, violent, stupid, silly, nasty

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[fiore-firelily]

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

[lizardsfromspace]

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[finalfantasyvii]

[ghostowlattic]

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[cutecipher]

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[weirdness-is-good]

It's really unfortunate when you miss someone who has hurt you.

[weirdness-is-good]

Wrong gif. Sorry.

[mandywondering]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers

[ladyfeets-deactivated20211019]

HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝

altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫

[sunshine-tattoo]

this website is a goddamn national treasure

[blackgirlmagicx]

[asoniccatapult]

do they expect me to stop him somehow?

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful

[mpregeminem]

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.