welcome to the aquarium

welcome to me staring at you

[pierrotgnome]

valentine 🥀 27🩸they/them 🔞 20+ only pls 💕 I AM THE PENIS MUTUAL

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enjoy ur stay ^ω^

[pierrotgnome]

enough with the kings and jesters bullshit. wheres the princess and jester content. the only jester capable of making the princess laugh while the king gets red in the face at being made the butt of the joke but cant bear to lose hearing his daughters laugh. wheres the princess that sneaks the jester away from the prying eyes of the court just so she doesnt have to deal with being chased down, a jester turned into a shield a target a treasured toy. Anything to make her princess laugh, happy to oblige so long as she doesnt have to deal with the kings pitiful retorts or the princess' foul mood swings. the jester that takes the brunt of the princess' anger so the king doesnt catch wind. the king may allow the jester to jest but she knows that her performance is owned by the princess' expectant gaze

[hungwy]

haunted backshots from a ghoul with big scares

[demilypyro]

me when i realize they forgot to add the garlic sauce

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[reanimatedjuniper]

Do not manipulate my attack patterns to turn my overlapping voice lines into perverse innuendos. It's not funny.

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[sygol]

[rhymewithrachel]

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

[hungwy]

*strapped to a chair, staring at a screen*

Me: uhhh... white shirt

*I flail in my restraints as electric shocks race through my body*

Intercom: the oversized beige cowboy snoopy shirt was optimal for this outfit. next.

*screen changes*

Me: uhh... ummm... baseball cap

Intercom: which one?

Me: uhhh... Plain black one

*I'm zapped again, longer this time*

Intercom: the denim snoopy baseball cap was optimal for this outfit. Remember, three times in a row and you will fail the test. next.

*screen changes*

Me: *squinting through the sweat dripping into my eyes* D-dress shirt with a little snoopy over the pocket?

Intercom: good. The embroidered snoopy dress shirt shows you mean business but in a fun, approachable way. Next.

[guiltfactory]

you're my dog and to some extent my wife

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[bramst]

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[livedinthecastle]

-hannibal

[giragirameganedan]

[terradni]