I am the storm that is approaching

Lazarus is my name, being tired is my game. Piercing artist and security. [email protected]

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I swear I exist

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BTW i know everything but don’t ask me any questions because i don’t like it

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when i say ‘be safe’ i say that shit from the bottom of my heart.

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I am zero percent ready for tour but that’s nothing new. 

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If you haven’t gotten stoned and jammed to classic rock, you haven’t lived.

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Cleaned up a little for this Valentines Day ball thing, lets go.

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I have been going wild on this cruise but me at home is literally just sitting on my couch playing games

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After that joke, I am no longer claiming him as my brother. 

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If I don’t have a drink with a tiny umbrella in it this entire cruise, there’s something wrong.

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@pbraunt I figured this tumblr randomized url was as good as any. And of course you agree that I’m a heathen, you’ve known me long enough. 

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The name is Lazarus, the best looking of the Benn brothers. Instead of playing hockey, I decided to get into security. I’m currently thinking about the one time a bird landed on me, best day of my life.  [email protected]