Writing Prompts
1. “Not only is my room lit, but so am I.”
2. “Have you ever wanted a do-over before?”
3. “This hat has given me powers no mortal has.”
4. “Can you stop being dramatic and call them?”
5. “Well, that didn’t work.”
6. “My tea? Snatched. Wig? Snatched. Hell, my whole wardrobe? Snatched.”
7. “Am I human or am I just a crow? Who really knows in this economy.”
8. “I haven’t loved anyone or anything as much as I love this dog.”
9. “I would fist fight a tornado for you.”
10. “What does that even mean?”
11. “Wait? You’re an immortal? So am I!”
12. “RELEASE THE PIGEONS!”
13. “Do you think dinosaurs would like electronic music?”
14. “Okay, I’ll create a scene, ‘you are shopping for sunglasses, you put a new pair on and look in the mirror, you don’t see your reflection, you see a horse, a horse stares back at you, you look down, you are a horse. Turns out you were a horse the whole time and you wondered into the sunglasses store.”
15. “You can’t just be normal for one day, can you?”
