unjortses ur jean shorts

uno | they/he/it | a yapper on a good day, an art guy on better ones | i consistently forget i have this account please bear with me i am bad at this

[unjorts]

look at my villains dawg 💀

(audio on !!)

[aropride]

They’re letting people born in 2005 be 21

[aropride]

There could be an ‘05 baby at the club and you wouldn’t even know. Terrifying. Please stay safe out there

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[tall]

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[unjorts]

happy pride month !! shoutout that one time in highschool when my entire class believed i was straight AND cis for months (after i'd joked about being a straightest man alive /s) meanwhile i was out there looking like the exact venn diagram overlap between a barely pubescent looking teenage boy and a very see-through glass door closeted lesbian

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[unjorts]

i'm having art ideas above my current skill level. i need to be put down, i think. that might fix me. maybe.

[prokopetz]

Daily affirmations:

What is this place?

What manner of creature are you?

What sorcery is this?

[fuzzytheduck]

who goes there?

who sent you?

who dares disturb my slumber?

[scribe-awoken]

What is that beautiful house?

Where does that highway go to?

Am I right?

Am I wrong?

My God! What have I done?

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[runby2]

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

[tastelessleather]

And you will see it again.

[mamawasatesttube]

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

[kuurake]

Another piece for @kghnexchange, this time the prompt was fake dating by fireheart_aw ❤️‍🔥

Check out the full ao3 collection here!

[unjorts]

why is the youtube layout weird again. cease this behavior. at once.

[loveridden1999]

i love final girl concept so much because yes the last one standing should always be a woman. women even. i am greedy like that

[thiswildzam]

final girls. AND theyre all kissing