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can we get a blog navigation? like info where is what the book, or the main stuff are where and when?
MASTERLISTS! (that i had the energy to make-)
also i have an alt account! (where you can find contents unrelated to the band au/more shitposts) @lizzostolenskittles
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Important post!!! (This post is for new-comers!, and the navigation to understand my post's in the future)
Why is Lyn's hair short? Is there a reason she cut it?
Theres a saying that goes, hair holds memories
Slasher band au Chronicles
When Lyn had joined Asa and Jesse's band she had learned and got forced asked by Asa and Jesse nicely encouraging her to be able to do many things that she couldnt before her arrival. she wasnt really used to eating much, not to mention eating out in general for fast food, it was always called greasy and disgusting by the people around her, and she was pretty envious when she saw Billy or Stu eating things like that right in front of her eyes. but anyway, she had began letting herself be able to gain weight more naturally after that, before she literally looked like a skeleton, and Asa had been unconsciously staring at her stomach when she arrived, and a silent agreement with Jesse was made to make her eat food more and let her gain some weight more naturally and let her know shes safe with them.
Asa doesnt want to admit it but Lyns the reason he had begun to be cooking more than usual, making her homemade meals served fresh and got into more recipes when Lyn explained some more traditional foods from her country, even going as far after Lyn got comfortable enough to start nagging Asa to make her food have cutified versions, seal looking mochis, teriyaki
but of course fans will be fans, and some need to be exterminated, ahem, some can be more rude than others.
when Lyn was checking some of the comments on some of their pictures posted on their social media account that had her included, she had met some comments where she had received comments talking about how "shes letting herself go" "shes getting over her head" "shes gotten so fat since joining the band" and surprise surprise, Jesse learned about that fast real too (we thank him for being chronically online, and a caring friend).
Lyn didnt know about that that he knew, but it was speaking with how she was rejecting certain foods Asa made, and not eating much at take outs, so Jesse took matters into his own hands, and took Lyn to the most famous giant all you can eat restaurant and encouraged Lyn to eat all she wants there, and all she wants, and while she wasnt looking Jesse had taken photos of her eating entire plates of food stacked upon each other and made a response post as a personal fuck you to those haters, before making a group photo with Asa, him and Lyn telling her to not wipe a single mess off of her face from the food shes eaten and pose for the photo.
*SLAMS door open with a kick*
goooood moooOOORNNNINNNG‼️
mmmmmYYYYY DAAAAYYYY TO SHINEEEEEEEEEE~‼️
Stu, trying to flirt: You come here often?
Billy: This is my fucking house.
Michael: Could you at least try and look at things from my perspective?
*Mickey tilting his head,crouches down to his height*
Michael: NOT LIKE THAT!
Billy: Can you stop calling peanut butter.. that.
Stu: Dont see whats wrong with sticky nut juice?
Billy: Everything.Every!
Billy: FUCKING
Billy: THING.
Mickey:how is watching gramps' cat going?
Michael:I'm scared.
Mickey: ..you are a grown ass man.
Mickey: And you're scared of a cat?"
Michael:"THAT CAT KNOWS WHAT ITS DOING."
Asa: LYN! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover..
Lyn: *blasting the mii theme at full volume*
Lyn: That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
Brahms: I'm at loss for WORDS!
Lenz: Despite being at a loss for words, Brahmsies yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
Physically, yes, I could fight a cat. But emotionally? ...No.
- RZ Michael Myers
HAPPY PRIDE TO YOU ALL 🥹🫶
This is your reminder to BE THAT BITCH
BE GAY DO CRIME ‼️❤
Whetever you are out of the closet or still in the closet, I wish you all the best, you all deserve the best of love,care, and understanding for this journey, You all matter, and you all are amazing just the way you are, dont let the ugly society destroy you. Be you. Always you.
I wish everyone, a happy pride month ❤
Slasher!band au incorrect quotes
(At an interview)
Chromeskull: My name is Jesse Cromeans and I-
Collector: -am a piece of shit.
Slasher band au headcanon
Slasher! band au was created by @arkunder
When the bands first arrived at their sets, most of the ones who had beef with each other—like the Haddonfield maniacs (Michael and RZ Mickey), would always have constant arguments and beefs going on with any other bands that arrived. At first the workers and staff were WORRIED and had to literally hold them back so they wouldn’t end up killing each other.
As time passed, they just watched things go down and only intervened if things got REALLY bad.
By then everyone had gotten used to it, and any new rookies were told either behind the scenes that it was normal or just to watch the shit go down.
A similar thing happened when a new staff member, a cheery and happy rookie, arrived on a day when the Haddonfield maniacs and Sinclair Voyance were on the same set. At first the rookie saw only small clapbacks and minor arguments between them, but when a fight broke out, both Michael and the other guy were shaking, yelling at other staff members to hold them down.
Everyone else just stared at the scene like it was a normal occurrence. The rookie, not knowing what was typical, frantically looked for ways to separate them but wasn’t really helping. Vincent placed a hand on the rookie’s shoulder, reassuring them and explaining that these incidents are the most common thing that happens, so they don’t need to worry. “Trust me, they tried to do so,” he said, though it did not end well.
It isn’t just the fights the staff have gotten used to; there are many more. For Asa and Jesse (The Collector and Chromeskull), the arguments have become like an old married couple’s.
They have also gotten used to Billy Lenz’s daily mischief, his animalistic sounds, and the random questions he asks staff members. Brahms no longer has to hold Billy down; the staff are entirely chill about it now, though Brahms is still embarrassed and apologizes to them.
The staff have also become accustomed to Billy and Stu constantly arguing and fighting, with punches flying through. They simply try to avoid getting in the way if things get out of hand.
And so, whatever the Haddonfield maniacs are beefing about with literally any other band, the staff have learned to just watch and intervene only when absolutely necessary.
I HATE NONCHALANT CULTURE!!! BE CHALANT!!! BE ANIMATED!! MOVE LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER FOR ALL I CARE! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WASTE ON BEING BORING FOR THE SAKE OF NORMALCY!!! CRINGE IS NOT REAL IT CANT HURT YOU!! BE EXPRESSIVE PLEASE!!!
I am NOT ready for tomorrow
Slasher band AU quotes
Lyn: What are the hardest things to say? Bo: I was wrong. Michael: I need help. Brahms: Worcestershire
