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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Stranger Things
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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noise dept.
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The Good Place (2016-2020)
brah
The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.
been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and
1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks
2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this
ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?
All of America: God I wish that were me
So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.
*deep breath* the whAT NOW?
Yep. The ads run on tv like
“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”
Those are totally normal here.
If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!
Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.
delena + lyrics from taylor swift’s lover
The Amazon jungle is the world’s largest tropical rain forest and is home to the greatest variety of plants and animals on our PLANET
Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed
I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man
And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done
Y’all
i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”
also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life
It high-key sounds like you stumbled in halfway through a comedy about a dude who’s friend got magicked into a baby
happy krimis
its chrisminth
merry criesis
happy chrysler
The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous
Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.
Update from April 2017: Source: CNN Money, http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/05/news/us-womens-soccer-equal-pay/index.html “The U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team is getting a raise, bigger bonuses and the same per diems as the men. The women’s team announced Wednesday that it had struck a new labor deal with U.S. Soccer, the sport’s governing body. For months, the women have said that their pay and treatment is unequal to the men’s team. The women will also get better hotel and travel accommodations and will be reimbursed for the years when their per diems were less than those of the men.” Finally some good news for the USWNT!
Reblogging with the bit that gives the outrage some closure.
Yaayyy
Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)
Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)
YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM.
when someone talks about their plans for the future for 5 seconds and i realise everyone around me has a rough idea where their life is going whilst im kind of just floating in the space-time continuum with no discernible goals or ambition
3 year anniversary of I’m Thinking of You All The While
parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire
parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?
Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick
have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit
Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/
Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents
Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.
amusement part discourse
id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post
this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…
here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality
shut up lol
buy my silence
