Theo James

[marisatomay]

someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground

me:

[zackisontumblr]

friend: can i have some of your…

me:

[thebookwormfairy]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

[heykoolaid411]

Yeap

[smooth4daddy]

Lol!

[kornakus]

When the whole squad looks good

[evilspice]

me when anything happens

[ghostpain-deactivated20161208]

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[onlytwitterpics]

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

[querycrossing]

me.

[memes4dads-blog]

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

[goulashnikov-concern]

Required education and mandatory waking hours implies that Lazytown is actually a communist dictatorship and Robby Rotten is actually a freedom fighter who’s reputation has been slandered by state run media.

Robbie Rotten is the true hero of Lazytown.

[cerastes]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[meanplastic]

[weavemama]

trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!

mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa 

trump supporters: 

starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays

trump supporters:

hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful 

trump supporters:

kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site

trump supporters: 

the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote

trump supporters:

[couldve]

[atemporalpainting]

double whammy 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]