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AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)
Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!
No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)
(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH
krabs I PROMISE it wasn’t what it looked like!
(Slams door, crying)
AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)
Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!
No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)
AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!
you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?
yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?
oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?
actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?
we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??
oh i meant the uh toilet
OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)
(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)
so, how long have you and the frog been together?
oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton
ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!
yeah.. i’m working on it. i wanna be sure that i understand my feeling 100% before i rush in and confess, yanno? and i need to think of a good joke to ask him out wi th before i even THINK about that.. and i thought your name was plankton?
that sounds like a good idea. and sheldon is my first name
wait then why is your husband calling you by your last name? doesnt that seem weird?
you realize that neither you nor the frog have last names at all right? that seems like a much bigger issue
hm. i didnt think about that but i suppose you’re right.. oh here they come (straightens his neck tie)
so how long do ye think ye two will be stayin?
well the sponge guy invited us to stay until dinner, as he is bring home arby’s..
(slams open back door) i’m baaaaack! and here are your curly fries, you guys! (he hands the food to fozzie and kerm) i hope you enjoy your first curly fries, mr the frog!
first curly fries eh..?
yeah! they’re hiding from the authorities because kermit said he hasnt tried arby’s before! :D
wait, you mean we are harboring wanted criminals???
only until after dinner :)
no.. you two need to leave. i cant let you endanger our son like this... take your damn curly fries and leave
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!
you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?
yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?
oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?
actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?
we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??
oh i meant the uh toilet
OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)
(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)
so, how long have you and the frog been together?
oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton
ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!
yeah.. i’m working on it. i wanna be sure that i understand my feeling 100% before i rush in and confess, yanno? and i need to think of a good joke to ask him out wi th before i even THINK about that.. and i thought your name was plankton?
that sounds like a good idea. and sheldon is my first name
wait then why is your husband calling you by your last name? doesnt that seem weird?
you realize that neither you nor the frog have last names at all right? that seems like a much bigger issue
hm. i didnt think about that but i suppose you’re right.. oh here they come (straightens his neck tie)
so how long do ye think ye two will be stayin?
well the sponge guy invited us to stay until dinner, as he is bring home arby’s..
(slams open back door) i’m baaaaack! and here are your curly fries, you guys! (he hands the food to fozzie and kerm) i hope you enjoy your first curly fries, mr the frog!
first curly fries eh..?
yeah! they’re hiding from the authorities because kermit said he hasnt tried arby’s before! :D
wait, you mean we are harboring wanted criminals???
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!
you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?
yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?
oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?
actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?
we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??
oh i meant the uh toilet
OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)
(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)
so, how long have you and the frog been together?
oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton
ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!
yeah.. i’m working on it. i wanna be sure that i understand my feeling 100% before i rush in and confess, yanno? and i need to think of a good joke to ask him out wi th before i even THINK about that.. and i thought your name was plankton?
that sounds like a good idea. and sheldon is my first name
wait then why is your husband calling you by your last name? doesnt that seem weird?
you realize that neither you nor the frog have last names at all right? that seems like a much bigger issue
hm. i didnt think about that but i suppose you’re right.. oh here they come (straightens his neck tie)
so how long do ye think ye two will be stayin?
well the sponge guy invited us to stay until dinner, as he is bring home arby’s..
(slams open back door) i’m baaaaack! and here are your curly fries, you guys! (he hands the food to fozzie and kerm) i hope you enjoy your first curly fries, mr the frog!
first curly fries eh..?
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!
you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?
yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?
oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?
actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?
we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??
oh i meant the uh toilet
OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)
(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)
so, how long have you and the frog been together?
oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton
ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!
yeah.. i’m working on it. i wanna be sure that i understand my feeling 100% before i rush in and confess, yanno? and i need to think of a good joke to ask him out wi th before i even THINK about that.. and i thought your name was plankton?
that sounds like a good idea. and sheldon is my first name
wait then why is your husband calling you by your last name? doesnt that seem weird?
you realize that neither you nor the frog have last names at all right? that seems like a much bigger issue
hm. i didnt think about that but i suppose you’re right.. oh here they come (straightens his neck tie)
so how long do ye think ye two will be stayin?
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!
you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?
yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?
oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?
actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?
we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??
oh i meant the uh toilet
OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!
you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?
yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?
oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?
actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?
we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!
you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?
yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?
oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?
hey why do sting rays give birth
fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals
it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth
they actually give birth..?
yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks
..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.
yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(
fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first
hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...
that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!
uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....
i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie
. i knew that
anyways (yeets himself through back window)
(SCREAMS)
wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing
oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police
you’re supposed to LIE when people say that
it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?
oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(
not even their curly fries..?
the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive
you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!
kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock
is he dead?
you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?
if you would
well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL
thank you so much
no problem! (leaves out the back door)
(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit
its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)
yeah... can i give you a hug?
of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?
(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider
(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!
Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako
What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!
(She barks aggressively at him)
Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!
Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!
Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!
That’s all I’m good at!
Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official
Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?
Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!
Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?
That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?
Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)
STAY DOWN!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!
TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)
Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!
PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???
Hmm lemme think…
OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!
But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?
Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now
Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry
I didn’t mean to!!!!!!
It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool
Wait please don’t eat me!!!!
You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???
This is low, even for you, Spongebob
No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..
What are you saying, stingy???
Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!
AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!
Well, at least my organs will be put to good use
So, how are things going over here, kids?
Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!
Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?
Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?
(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)
What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?
(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)
@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW
@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE
Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP
WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..
There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH
NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*
HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS
YOU WOULDNT DARE LITTLE GIRL
I FUCKING WOULD
not when I’m holding your little girlfriends life in my hands you wouldn’t! She said she’s dying! I could just let her die with us in here!
Mr … dads… don’t do it… not worth … it
(He drops melody and runs over to sponge) NO!!! Me boy!! What have they done to ye???
Just.. taking out some needed organs.. ate them.. that’s all…*cough* I think I might be dying again
NO… Not again me boy… I’ll get ye outta here..
Nice try but you won’t reach that far, crab cake! While you were talking to your dying spongeson, my crew already stole your krabby patty secret formula, all your money, AND we are stealing all of your customers bones! Now that’s all is left is this! (She holds up a lighter, looking around at all of the gasoline she’s poured into the room) asta la vista, bitch! (She runs out and throws the lot match into the building, causing it to explode as she rides off w the squad)
(He covers spongebob’s body with his own. He does in the explosion but saves sponge bob) not again me boy... not again
Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako
What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!
(She barks aggressively at him)
Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!
Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!
Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!
That’s all I’m good at!
Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official
Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?
Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!
Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?
That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?
Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)
STAY DOWN!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!
TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)
Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!
PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???
Hmm lemme think…
OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!
But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?
Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now
Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry
I didn’t mean to!!!!!!
It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool
Wait please don’t eat me!!!!
You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???
This is low, even for you, Spongebob
No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..
What are you saying, stingy???
Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!
AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!
Well, at least my organs will be put to good use
So, how are things going over here, kids?
Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!
Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?
Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?
(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)
What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?
(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)
@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW
@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE
Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP
WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..
There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH
NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*
HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS
YOU WOULDNT DARE LITTLE GIRL
I FUCKING WOULD
not when I’m holding your little girlfriends life in my hands you wouldn’t! She said she’s dying! I could just let her die with us in here!
Mr … dads… don’t do it… not worth … it
(He drops melody and runs over to sponge) NO!!! Me boy!! What have they done to ye???
Just.. taking out some needed organs.. ate them.. that’s all…*cough* I think I might be dying again
NO... Not again me boy... I’ll get ye outta here..
Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako
What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!
(She barks aggressively at him)
Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!
Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!
Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!
That’s all I’m good at!
Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official
Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?
Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!
Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?
That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?
Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)
STAY DOWN!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!
TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)
Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!
PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???
Hmm lemme think…
OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!
But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?
Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now
Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry
I didn’t mean to!!!!!!
It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool
Wait please don’t eat me!!!!
You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???
This is low, even for you, Spongebob
No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..
What are you saying, stingy???
Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!
AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!
Well, at least my organs will be put to good use
So, how are things going over here, kids?
Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!
Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?
Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?
(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)
What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?
(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)
@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW
@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE
Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP
WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..
There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH
NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*
HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS
YOU WOULDNT DARE LITTLE GIRL
I FUCKING WOULD
not when I’m holding your little girlfriends life in my hands you wouldn’t! She said she’s dying! I could just let her die with us in here!
Mr … dads… don’t do it… not worth … it
(He drops melody and runs over to sponge) NO!!! Me boy!! What have they done to ye???
Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako
What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!
(She barks aggressively at him)
Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!
Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!
Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!
That’s all I’m good at!
Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official
Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?
Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!
Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?
That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?
Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)
STAY DOWN!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!
TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)
Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!
PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???
Hmm lemme think…
OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!
But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?
Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now
Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry
I didn’t mean to!!!!!!
It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool
Wait please don’t eat me!!!!
You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???
This is low, even for you, Spongebob
No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..
What are you saying, stingy???
Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!
AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!
Well, at least my organs will be put to good use
So, how are things going over here, kids?
Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!
Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?
Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?
(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)
What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?
(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)
@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW
@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE
Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP
WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..
There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH
NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*
HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS
YOU WOULDNT DARE LITTLE GIRL
I FUCKING WOULD
not when I’m holding your little girlfriends life in my hands you wouldn’t! She said she’s dying! I could just let her die with us in here!
Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako
What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!
(She barks aggressively at him)
Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!
Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!
Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!
That’s all I’m good at!
Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official
Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?
Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!
Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?
That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?
Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)
STAY DOWN!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!
TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)
Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!
PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???
Hmm lemme think…
OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!
But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?
Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now
Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry
I didn’t mean to!!!!!!
It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool
Wait please don’t eat me!!!!
You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???
This is low, even for you, Spongebob
No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..
What are you saying, stingy???
Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!
AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!
Well, at least my organs will be put to good use
So, how are things going over here, kids?
Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!
Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?
Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?
(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)
What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?
(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)
@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW
@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE
Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP
WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..
There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH
NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*
HANDS OFF THE CUTE GIRL CRAB CAKE OR I BLOW THIS PLACE TO SMITHEREENS
YOU WOULDNT DARE LITTLE GIRL
Alright, rollcall of all of the little vengeful children following me. Seems we got @official-melody @official-lisasimpson @official-stingy-spoilero @official-nanako
What are you doing? I wanna come! Let me come!
(She barks aggressively at him)
Another one? Fine fine.. but keep the barking down!
Hey! If my little sister is going with you then I’m coming too!
Yeesh, fine! As long as you two are also good at looting and causing general mayhem!
That’s all I’m good at!
Awh, me too! So let’s go bothering people then… I’m gonna start by robbing @mr-krabs-official
Mr bender he seems to be a cheapskate, what the hell does he have that we want?
Well you see, he has the krabby patty formula. If we steal the secret formula we can make a large company that sells his patties as a generic brand and ultimately earn more money than him! It’s perfect!
Uh that sounds good but how do we get the formula?
That’s easy! Alright, wolf girl and her brother, you get in the krusty krab and start tearing the place up and create a distraction! Maybe maul a worker or two! Evil villain kid and puppet boy, you work on starting a fire or maybe causing something to explode! Then siren kid, you talk to mr krabs and tell him about the fire and mayhem going on and really distract him! While that’s going on, starfish head and I will steal the formula and all of the money in the building’ sound good?
Yes I like the mauling part!!!! (She starts growling and immediately tackles @official-spongebob)
STAY DOWN!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP I’M BEING MAULED!!!! I Don’t wanna die again!!!!!
TOO BAD BITCH!!! (He starts beating spongebob with a baseball bat)
Yes!!!! YES!!!!! This is perfect!!! I’m going to catch spongebob ON FIRE!!!
PLEASE NO I HAVE TWO FATHERS WHO LOVE ME VERY MUCH AND A FEW BROTHERS AS WELL!!!! YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM THEM, DO YOU???
Hmm lemme think…
OF COURSE I DO!!!! I’M STEALING YOUR WALLET AND YOUR SPINE!!!! THEY’RE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPORTACUS???? EVERYONE ELSE’S SPINES ARE FINALLY MINE!!!!!
But young puppet boy I don’t have a spine and I lost my wallet four weeks ago?
Really? that just ruined my entire day actually … I think I’m gonna cry now
Good fucking going, spongebob, you made stingy cry
I didn’t mean to!!!!!!
It’s too late for your apologies, Spongebob… Annie, go ahead and eat this fool
Wait please don’t eat me!!!!
You make stingy cry and then you have the audacity to beg for your life???
This is low, even for you, Spongebob
No, it’s alright.. this isn’t what sportacus would want..
What are you saying, stingy???
Sportacus would rather I take out all of his organs, tie them together, and use them to exercise with!
AWH HELL YEAH!!!! And when you’re done, I’ll eat his organs!
Well, at least my organs will be put to good use
So, how are things going over here, kids?
Pretty good actually. Stingy is going to take out all of spongebob’s organs and turn them into a jump rope and then Anne is gonna eat them!
Haha good one.. no really what’s the game plan? Have you taken his wallet? Maybe scared him a little?
Oh we mean it! I have his appendix right here to start! Can you help me tie it to his small intestine?
(She looks up from where she was chewing on a bloody organ from spongebob’s body)
What’s wrong, mr bender? Did you want some?
(He screams and picks the three up, running away from the scene)
@official-melody fake an injury and get mr krabs to pay attention NOW
@official-nanako BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
@official-lisasimpson go grab that formula! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CRIME SCENE
Uhh ok (grabs an empty beer bottle and smashes it on her leg) AAAAAAA MR KRABS HELP
WOAH! We have to get ye outta here to the hospital before I get sued young lady! Let’s just find me son spongebob to help..
There’s no time! I think I’m dying!!!!! AHHHHH
NOOO I DONT HAVE INSURANCE I REFUSE TO LET YE DIE ON MY PROPERTY!!!! *he picks her up and starts carrying her outside*
