All your formulas are mine

God i love my fiancé eugene krabs

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

[unofficial-plankton]

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)

[unofficial-bender]

(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH

[unofficial-plankton]

krabs I PROMISE it wasn’t what it looked like!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(Slams door, crying)

[unofficial-plankton]

OH MY POOR EUGENE.... this is all YOUR fault Bender!!!

[unofficial-bender]

Hey YOU’RE the one who called me over I just decided to come naked

[unofficial-plankton]

YEAH? When we were going to be talking about having a joint birthday party for our Boyfriends???? SO WHY DID YOU COME NAKED

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

[unofficial-plankton]

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)

[unofficial-bender]

(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH

[unofficial-plankton]

krabs I PROMISE it wasn’t what it looked like!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(Slams door, crying)

[unofficial-plankton]

OH MY POOR EUGENE.... this is all YOUR fault Bender!!!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

[unofficial-plankton]

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)

[unofficial-bender]

(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH

[unofficial-plankton]

krabs I PROMISE it wasn’t what it looked like!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

[unofficial-plankton]

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

[official-fozziebear]

hey why do sting rays give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals

[official-fozziebear]

it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

they actually give birth..?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks

[official-kermit-the-frog]

..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first

[official-fozziebear]

hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!

[official-fozziebear]

uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....

[official-kermit-the-frog]

i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie

[official-fozziebear]

. i knew that

[official-kermit-the-frog]

anyways (yeets himself through back window)

[unofficial-spongebob]

(SCREAMS)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing

[official-fozziebear]

oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you’re supposed to LIE when people say that

[unofficial-spongebob]

it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(

[unofficial-spongebob]

not even their curly fries..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive

[unofficial-spongebob]

you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!

[official-fozziebear]

kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock

[unofficial-spongebob]

is he dead?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

no

[unofficial-spongebob]

you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?

[official-fozziebear]

if you would

[unofficial-spongebob]

well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL

[official-kermit-the-frog]

thank you so much

[unofficial-spongebob]

no problem! (leaves out the back door)

[official-fozziebear]

(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit

[official-kermit-the-frog]

its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... can i give you a hug?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?

[unofficial-plankton]

(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider

[official-kermit-the-frog]

...?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!

[official-fozziebear]

WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!

[unofficial-plankton]

you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh i meant the uh toilet

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)

[unofficial-plankton]

(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)

so, how long have you and the frog been together?

[official-fozziebear]

oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. i’m working on it. i wanna be sure that i understand my feeling 100% before i rush in and confess, yanno? and i need to think of a good joke to ask him out wi th before i even THINK about that.. and i thought your name was plankton?

[unofficial-plankton]

that sounds like a good idea. and sheldon is my first name

[official-fozziebear]

wait then why is your husband calling you by your last name? doesnt that seem weird?

[unofficial-plankton]

you realize that neither you nor the frog have last names at all right? that seems like a much bigger issue

[official-fozziebear]

hm. i didnt think about that but i suppose you’re right.. oh here they come (straightens his neck tie)

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

so how long do ye think ye two will be stayin?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

well the sponge guy invited us to stay until dinner, as he is bring home arby’s..

[unofficial-spongebob]

(slams open back door) i’m baaaaack! and here are your curly fries, you guys! (he hands the food to fozzie and kerm) i hope you enjoy your first curly fries, mr the frog!

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

first curly fries eh..?

[unofficial-spongebob]

yeah! they’re hiding from the authorities because kermit said he hasnt tried arby’s before! :D

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

wait, you mean we are harboring wanted criminals???

[unofficial-spongebob]

only until after dinner :)

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

no.. you two need to leave. i cant let you endanger our son like this... take your damn curly fries and leave

[official-kermit-the-frog]

we understand... thank you for all your help

[unofficial-plankton]

oh and fozzie.. dont forget what i told you

[official-fozziebear]

hey why do sting rays give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals

[official-fozziebear]

it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

they actually give birth..?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks

[official-kermit-the-frog]

..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first

[official-fozziebear]

hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!

[official-fozziebear]

uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....

[official-kermit-the-frog]

i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie

[official-fozziebear]

. i knew that

[official-kermit-the-frog]

anyways (yeets himself through back window)

[unofficial-spongebob]

(SCREAMS)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing

[official-fozziebear]

oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you’re supposed to LIE when people say that

[unofficial-spongebob]

it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(

[unofficial-spongebob]

not even their curly fries..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive

[unofficial-spongebob]

you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!

[official-fozziebear]

kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock

[unofficial-spongebob]

is he dead?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

no

[unofficial-spongebob]

you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?

[official-fozziebear]

if you would

[unofficial-spongebob]

well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL

[official-kermit-the-frog]

thank you so much

[unofficial-spongebob]

no problem! (leaves out the back door)

[official-fozziebear]

(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit

[official-kermit-the-frog]

its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... can i give you a hug?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?

[unofficial-plankton]

(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider

[official-kermit-the-frog]

...?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!

[official-fozziebear]

WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!

[unofficial-plankton]

you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh i meant the uh toilet

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)

[unofficial-plankton]

(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)

so, how long have you and the frog been together?

[official-fozziebear]

oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. i’m working on it. i wanna be sure that i understand my feeling 100% before i rush in and confess, yanno? and i need to think of a good joke to ask him out wi th before i even THINK about that.. and i thought your name was plankton?

[unofficial-plankton]

that sounds like a good idea. and sheldon is my first name

[official-fozziebear]

wait then why is your husband calling you by your last name? doesnt that seem weird?

[unofficial-plankton]

you realize that neither you nor the frog have last names at all right? that seems like a much bigger issue

[official-fozziebear]

hey why do sting rays give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals

[official-fozziebear]

it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

they actually give birth..?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks

[official-kermit-the-frog]

..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first

[official-fozziebear]

hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!

[official-fozziebear]

uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....

[official-kermit-the-frog]

i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie

[official-fozziebear]

. i knew that

[official-kermit-the-frog]

anyways (yeets himself through back window)

[unofficial-spongebob]

(SCREAMS)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing

[official-fozziebear]

oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you’re supposed to LIE when people say that

[unofficial-spongebob]

it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(

[unofficial-spongebob]

not even their curly fries..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive

[unofficial-spongebob]

you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!

[official-fozziebear]

kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock

[unofficial-spongebob]

is he dead?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

no

[unofficial-spongebob]

you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?

[official-fozziebear]

if you would

[unofficial-spongebob]

well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL

[official-kermit-the-frog]

thank you so much

[unofficial-spongebob]

no problem! (leaves out the back door)

[official-fozziebear]

(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit

[official-kermit-the-frog]

its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... can i give you a hug?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?

[unofficial-plankton]

(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider

[official-kermit-the-frog]

...?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!

[official-fozziebear]

WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!

[unofficial-plankton]

you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh i meant the uh toilet

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)

[unofficial-plankton]

(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)

so, how long have you and the frog been together?

[official-fozziebear]

oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. i’m working on it. i wanna be sure that i understand my feeling 100% before i rush in and confess, yanno? and i need to think of a good joke to ask him out wi th before i even THINK about that.. and i thought your name was plankton?

[unofficial-plankton]

that sounds like a good idea. and sheldon is my first name

[official-fozziebear]

hey why do sting rays give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals

[official-fozziebear]

it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

they actually give birth..?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks

[official-kermit-the-frog]

..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first

[official-fozziebear]

hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!

[official-fozziebear]

uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....

[official-kermit-the-frog]

i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie

[official-fozziebear]

. i knew that

[official-kermit-the-frog]

anyways (yeets himself through back window)

[unofficial-spongebob]

(SCREAMS)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing

[official-fozziebear]

oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you’re supposed to LIE when people say that

[unofficial-spongebob]

it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(

[unofficial-spongebob]

not even their curly fries..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive

[unofficial-spongebob]

you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!

[official-fozziebear]

kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock

[unofficial-spongebob]

is he dead?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

no

[unofficial-spongebob]

you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?

[official-fozziebear]

if you would

[unofficial-spongebob]

well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL

[official-kermit-the-frog]

thank you so much

[unofficial-spongebob]

no problem! (leaves out the back door)

[official-fozziebear]

(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit

[official-kermit-the-frog]

its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... can i give you a hug?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?

[unofficial-plankton]

(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider

[official-kermit-the-frog]

...?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!

[official-fozziebear]

WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!

[unofficial-plankton]

you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh i meant the uh toilet

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)

[unofficial-plankton]

(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)

so, how long have you and the frog been together?

[official-fozziebear]

oh we aren’t together.. though i’m starting to wish we would be, mr plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

ahh the classic in love with your best friend situation eh? i’ve been there, and in the in love with you enemy one, too.. anyways you just need to be honest with him. and you can call me sheldon!

[official-fozziebear]

hey why do sting rays give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals

[official-fozziebear]

it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

they actually give birth..?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks

[official-kermit-the-frog]

..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first

[official-fozziebear]

hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!

[official-fozziebear]

uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....

[official-kermit-the-frog]

i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie

[official-fozziebear]

. i knew that

[official-kermit-the-frog]

anyways (yeets himself through back window)

[unofficial-spongebob]

(SCREAMS)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing

[official-fozziebear]

oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you’re supposed to LIE when people say that

[unofficial-spongebob]

it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(

[unofficial-spongebob]

not even their curly fries..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive

[unofficial-spongebob]

you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!

[official-fozziebear]

kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock

[unofficial-spongebob]

is he dead?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

no

[unofficial-spongebob]

you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?

[official-fozziebear]

if you would

[unofficial-spongebob]

well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL

[official-kermit-the-frog]

thank you so much

[unofficial-spongebob]

no problem! (leaves out the back door)

[official-fozziebear]

(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit

[official-kermit-the-frog]

its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... can i give you a hug?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?

[unofficial-plankton]

(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider

[official-kermit-the-frog]

...?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!

[official-fozziebear]

WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!

[unofficial-plankton]

you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah! this is Kermit the Frog and I’m Fozzie Bear! who are you two?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

oh. well we’re eugene krabs and he’s my husband, plankton. we’re spongebob’s parents. it’s a pleasure to meet you two. do ye need anything?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

actually can you let me know where your little frog’s room is?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

we. we don’t have a room dedicated to frogs ??

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh i meant the uh toilet

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

OOOOh sure thing kid, follow me (they head down the hallway)

[unofficial-plankton]

(plankton and fozzie sigh in unison as the other two waddle into the hallway)

so, how long have you and the frog been together?

[official-fozziebear]

hey why do sting rays give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals

[official-fozziebear]

it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

they actually give birth..?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks

[official-kermit-the-frog]

..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first

[official-fozziebear]

hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!

[official-fozziebear]

uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....

[official-kermit-the-frog]

i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie

[official-fozziebear]

. i knew that

[official-kermit-the-frog]

anyways (yeets himself through back window)

[unofficial-spongebob]

(SCREAMS)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing

[official-fozziebear]

oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you’re supposed to LIE when people say that

[unofficial-spongebob]

it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(

[unofficial-spongebob]

not even their curly fries..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive

[unofficial-spongebob]

you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!

[official-fozziebear]

kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock

[unofficial-spongebob]

is he dead?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

no

[unofficial-spongebob]

you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?

[official-fozziebear]

if you would

[unofficial-spongebob]

well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL

[official-kermit-the-frog]

thank you so much

[unofficial-spongebob]

no problem! (leaves out the back door)

[official-fozziebear]

(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit

[official-kermit-the-frog]

its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... can i give you a hug?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?

[unofficial-plankton]

(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider

[official-kermit-the-frog]

...?

[unofficial-mr-krabs]

(he runs out and starts swatting kermit and fozzie with a newspaper) get out of the chum bucket, yer not welcome here!

[official-fozziebear]

WHAT? but that Yellow Guy said we should wait here for him!

[unofficial-plankton]

you mean you two are SpongeBoob’s friends?

[official-fozziebear]

hey why do sting rays give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie now is not the time for jokes we are wanted criminals

[official-fozziebear]

it wasnt a joke i was just wondering why they give birth

[official-kermit-the-frog]

they actually give birth..?

[official-fozziebear]

yeah.. they also secrete milk, aren’t mammals, and are very closley related to sharks

[official-kermit-the-frog]

..well thats very interesting but can we focus on the problem at hand? we’re wanted criminals, we need to find a place to hide, or a way to clear our names at least.

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... also we never got to eat and only you got to get in the hot tub :(

[official-kermit-the-frog]

fozzie i was being boiled alive ?? i dont think you would have liked that.. and im hungry too, but we should probably find a place to hide first

[official-fozziebear]

hrmm yeah ok.. what about that place? (points at the chum bucket) i think that place has been abandoned for a while, so we would probably be safe there...

[official-kermit-the-frog]

that’s a great idea! let’s hurry in there while no one’s looking, through the back door!

[official-fozziebear]

uhhh thats a little forward kermit ....

[official-kermit-the-frog]

i meant the back door of the chum bucket fozzie

[official-fozziebear]

. i knew that

[official-kermit-the-frog]

anyways (yeets himself through back window)

[unofficial-spongebob]

(SCREAMS)

[official-kermit-the-frog]

wait FUCK we didnt mean to scare you we were just uh. fozzie tell em what we were doing

[official-fozziebear]

oh uh we were just. looking for a place to hide from the police

[official-kermit-the-frog]

you’re supposed to LIE when people say that

[unofficial-spongebob]

it doesnt matter anyways, i installed a lie detector in my brain a few years ago. anyways why are you running from the police strangers?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

oh, well... its all my fault. i dont like arbies :(

[unofficial-spongebob]

not even their curly fries..?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

the truth is i’ve never tried their curly fries.. they’re so expensive

[unofficial-spongebob]

you poor thing! they can be expensive.. how about i get you some? then the police won’t have a reason to chase you!

[official-fozziebear]

kermit also bonked the sherriff with a rock

[unofficial-spongebob]

is he dead?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

no

[unofficial-spongebob]

you’ll be fine then. now i’ll go get you some curly fries. do you want some too, sea bear?

[official-fozziebear]

if you would

[unofficial-spongebob]

well i . offered so yes i would and i WILL

[official-kermit-the-frog]

thank you so much

[unofficial-spongebob]

no problem! (leaves out the back door)

[official-fozziebear]

(sighs) im so sorry your mother’s day plans didnt go as planned kermit

[official-kermit-the-frog]

its alright fozzie... at least im with you, my best friend :)

[official-fozziebear]

yeah... can i give you a hug?

[official-kermit-the-frog]

of course! (they hug when they hear something from another room) huh? what was that?

[unofficial-plankton]

(whispering loudly) you can get it eugene, i think its a spider

[low-battery-paxton]

pee

[unofficial-plankton]

is the secret ingredient to the krabby patty formula!

[officialhades]

Alright Zeusy, you wanna play dirty? We’ll play dirty... (he calls all of the other villains in the villain club)

so you’re probably all wondering what I’ve gathered you here for ... well as you all know, my Beloved Brother has dropped an egg on all of the officialverse.. now mortals are getting sick and dropping like flies, and there’s no doubt in my mind one of his reasons for doing it is because of how angry he is at me having a serious relationship with a human.. so I believe it’s my duty to gather the villain club. We all need to start finding weapons right away and rally against him. My fire isn’t doing any damage to anyone now, and I’m pissed off about it, but I brought this gun and I WILL use it.

My suggestion is that we all work together (he makes a gagging sound) and find enough weapons to take this bitch down

[unofficial-plankton]

Yes! We have to find weapons.. I already found a few grenades but we need more! To blow up this bitch like the krusty krab!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Really Plankton? You talk about blowing up the krusty krab after it was ALREADY blown up a week ago, with my father, Mr. Krabs, in it??? Wow plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

W what do you mean

[unofficial-spongebob]

I mean Mr Krabs is dead and the formula died with him. I’m the only alive who knows it and you can BET that I’ll never tell you for breaking his heart.

[unofficial-plankton]

No you’re lying Eugene can’t be dead

[unofficial-spongebob]

I said mr Krabs was dead you dumbie fuck not “Eugene”

[unofficial-plankton]

(He starts crying) what the fuck

[unofficial-spongebob]

Yeah and I can’t even bury his body because the children who killed him ATE HIM

[officialhades]

Hey if I revive him after the war will you two calm down

[unofficial-plankton]

Yes

[officialhades]

Alright Zeusy, you wanna play dirty? We’ll play dirty... (he calls all of the other villains in the villain club)

so you’re probably all wondering what I’ve gathered you here for ... well as you all know, my Beloved Brother has dropped an egg on all of the officialverse.. now mortals are getting sick and dropping like flies, and there’s no doubt in my mind one of his reasons for doing it is because of how angry he is at me having a serious relationship with a human.. so I believe it’s my duty to gather the villain club. We all need to start finding weapons right away and rally against him. My fire isn’t doing any damage to anyone now, and I’m pissed off about it, but I brought this gun and I WILL use it.

My suggestion is that we all work together (he makes a gagging sound) and find enough weapons to take this bitch down

[unofficial-plankton]

Yes! We have to find weapons.. I already found a few grenades but we need more! To blow up this bitch like the krusty krab!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Really Plankton? You talk about blowing up the krusty krab after it was ALREADY blown up a week ago, with my father, Mr. Krabs, in it??? Wow plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

W what do you mean

[unofficial-spongebob]

I mean Mr Krabs is dead and the formula died with him. I’m the only alive who knows it and you can BET that I’ll never tell you for breaking his heart.

[unofficial-plankton]

No you’re lying Eugene can’t be dead

[unofficial-spongebob]

I said mr Krabs was dead you dumbie fuck not “Eugene”

[unofficial-plankton]

(He starts crying) what the fuck

[officialhades]

Alright Zeusy, you wanna play dirty? We’ll play dirty... (he calls all of the other villains in the villain club)

so you’re probably all wondering what I’ve gathered you here for ... well as you all know, my Beloved Brother has dropped an egg on all of the officialverse.. now mortals are getting sick and dropping like flies, and there’s no doubt in my mind one of his reasons for doing it is because of how angry he is at me having a serious relationship with a human.. so I believe it’s my duty to gather the villain club. We all need to start finding weapons right away and rally against him. My fire isn’t doing any damage to anyone now, and I’m pissed off about it, but I brought this gun and I WILL use it.

My suggestion is that we all work together (he makes a gagging sound) and find enough weapons to take this bitch down

[unofficial-plankton]

Yes! We have to find weapons.. I already found a few grenades but we need more! To blow up this bitch like the krusty krab!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Really Plankton? You talk about blowing up the krusty krab after it was ALREADY blown up a week ago, with my father, Mr. Krabs, in it??? Wow plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

W what do you mean

[unofficial-spongebob]

I mean Mr Krabs is dead and the formula died with him. I’m the only alive who knows it and you can BET that I’ll never tell you for breaking his heart.

[unofficial-plankton]

No you’re lying Eugene can’t be dead

[officialhades]

Alright Zeusy, you wanna play dirty? We’ll play dirty... (he calls all of the other villains in the villain club)

so you’re probably all wondering what I’ve gathered you here for ... well as you all know, my Beloved Brother has dropped an egg on all of the officialverse.. now mortals are getting sick and dropping like flies, and there’s no doubt in my mind one of his reasons for doing it is because of how angry he is at me having a serious relationship with a human.. so I believe it’s my duty to gather the villain club. We all need to start finding weapons right away and rally against him. My fire isn’t doing any damage to anyone now, and I’m pissed off about it, but I brought this gun and I WILL use it.

My suggestion is that we all work together (he makes a gagging sound) and find enough weapons to take this bitch down

[unofficial-plankton]

Yes! We have to find weapons.. I already found a few grenades but we need more! To blow up this bitch like the krusty krab!

[unofficial-spongebob]

Really Plankton? You talk about blowing up the krusty krab after it was ALREADY blown up a week ago, with my father, Mr. Krabs, in it??? Wow plankton

[unofficial-plankton]

W what do you mean

[officialhades]

Alright Zeusy, you wanna play dirty? We’ll play dirty... (he calls all of the other villains in the villain club)

so you’re probably all wondering what I’ve gathered you here for ... well as you all know, my Beloved Brother has dropped an egg on all of the officialverse.. now mortals are getting sick and dropping like flies, and there’s no doubt in my mind one of his reasons for doing it is because of how angry he is at me having a serious relationship with a human.. so I believe it’s my duty to gather the villain club. We all need to start finding weapons right away and rally against him. My fire isn’t doing any damage to anyone now, and I’m pissed off about it, but I brought this gun and I WILL use it.

My suggestion is that we all work together (he makes a gagging sound) and find enough weapons to take this bitch down

[unofficial-plankton]

Yes! We have to find weapons.. I already found a few grenades but we need more! To blow up this bitch like the krusty krab!