The Bode

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[unproductiveairman]

today my coworker introduced me to her baby and i responded by pointing at it and saying "nice"

[marsfarts-deactivated20151107]

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

[anissapierce]

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

[ahsatan-deactivated20221027]

#’this summer…these two men learn…the heart is the most important muscle’

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

[unproductiveairman]

90 degrees out and my work uniform is all black. may the spirit of the goth be with me

[aberrantkenosis]

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part three of my set of entirely unwanted midi bike horn edits; the opening to Neon Genesis Evangelion. A cruel Angel’s Thesis 

[super-mario-rpg]

[meowstic-remade-deactivated2015]

my theme

[aberrantkenosis]

jesus christ thank you for that gif. 

[unproductiveairman]

cas: i hate college.

dad: it's like kindergarten all over again.

cas: i haven't bitten anyone yet.

dad: give it time.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[tricotiana]

[unproductiveairman]

Friendly reminder: Kamina is dead.

[purgeyouanimos]

as you can see class, we have come full circle back to pre-irony, or what memeologists refer to as Genuine Enjoyment

[unproductiveairman]

my homework is boring and my book is not done and my financial aid is all fucked up

[unproductiveairman]

im doing homework i cant believe this IM DOING HOMEWORK

[tastefullyoffensive]

Perfectly Timed Dog Photos [boredpanda] Previously: Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up

[unproductiveairman]

The Final Battle word count: 4348 (ie too many)

idk what my story's count is total bc i cant combine documents in ms word processor so i'll just have to do the count in every single chapter and then add it all up

but it's probably gonna be a lot

one more chapter and the epilogue to go

[texts-from-disney]

[First image: Aladdin, smiling, holding half a loaf of bread.

Second image: Aladdin, looking sadly at the bread.]

(650): I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.

[unproductiveairman]

im writing The Final Battle and it's already 4k words long. it is Too Long. there is still more to go.

[unproductiveairman]

who wants to see my weekly class schedule

i think i did p good. the first day is thursday. i got a job interview wednesday at a b&n in the city (i got the job at michaels but i had to say no cuz of the hours) and i might get another interview as an explainer at the hall of science!! that would be baller. im on the second-to-last chapter of demonstaff. hella

[unproductiveairman]

does anybody else remember that time i drew aselaine with a wailord or did i make that up