yeehaw-tism

ben | 30

[tintinistrans]

Give it back when the sun stops blinding you.

[agu-doodles]

POV: you're a thief, you're bored and feeling mischievous, so you decided to interrupt your partners in crime's private moment - one of whom was planning to (finally!) flirt a bit and the other is oblivious and just tired of your shenanigans.

(AKA my Procreate training)

[castametric]

simon my love you will inherit the earth. best character of all time forever. sad and scared man who still wants to do right in the end despite having apparently committed unspeakable acts of violence. wants to live. doesnt feel good about killing others with the radiation camera. raised in a tree cult. somehow still an optimist in a world of pessimism. he still has hope and it’s killing him in a hopeless universe. “why doesn’t anybody else want that?” please hush you’ll make me cry. hes got big sad eyes and huge tits. his mom gave him a knife and the empty holster is still a source of comfort to him. hes so unbelievably human and that’s so fucking endearing. may he escape the blood ocean and curl up in ryan gosling’s arms fr.

[beardedmrbean]

[gentlesurgeryenjoyer]

request

[t00thpasteface]

anyway. trust no one not even mr saturn

[bovineblogger]

if you had to rank cow breeds on huggability (like, most comfortable for both parties), which breed would be #1 and which would be last?

- milky 🥛

(i have very absurd questions)

oogogohhhhhhggg ive been waitingg for this ive bene waitign for theis

MOST HUGGABLE

a lot of ppl ive found agree tht herefords and red devons are some of the most docile cattle breeds! double if theyre hand reared or steered! plus they have curly fur some times<3 theyre polled and soft and cute! heehe

LEAST HUGGABLE

heck cattle were literally bred to be huge and aggressive. they want u dead . they will gore u and ull die. unfortunately i do find them very pretty. but they are so mad.

[whatmorecouldapoorboydo-deactiv]

I lived on a Hereford stud farm once and the big bulls were big softies who would hang their massive heads over the gate and low for scratches

[bovineblogger]

hereford bulls are sooooo fucking cute i love them so much. they get bullface syndrome so dramatically too

mr wide

[hey-its-puddlesock]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[tintinistrans]

helped a friend move and was the only person helping aside from his parents im sore and so sweaty and am getting eaten by mosquitoes while i wait for my bus i would like to sit directly under a very powerful waterfall

[hagiomoto]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[liarsblade]

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

[halondrus]

fuck with me

[digitallydavid]

Fuck with me (gouache)

[vanilleflwr]

🦢