Texts From Disney!

Texts From Last Night and Disney animated canon.

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Why do you make Jasmine out to be a bitch?

Everyone on this blog is an asshole, mate.

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Colouring Books: Femslash Edition

Since it’s Friday in my part of the world (in no small part thanks to tumblr crashing, but still), I might as well share. Some time back, I bought myself some Disney colouring sheets.

That’s interesting, I thought, finding a sheet that had Belle and Tiana. But I wear tight femslash goggles. Surely it won’t get more femslashy than this.

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Sooo is it cool if we color these?

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I’m like a decade late, but I am one million percent okay with that!

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[First image: The waters of the bay of Arendelle. Moana is guiding her boat into the shore, leaning her weight from one of the ropes with her gaze forward and a smile on her face. She wears her 'chieftain' clothes from the end of the movie, all shells and feathers. In front of her, presumably on the shore, stands Elsa in her Frozen Fever green dress, turning with a smile towards the sea.]

[Second image: Elsa and Moana, standing in front of the sea. Moana is reaching with her right arm to cradle the back of Elsa's head, as they look into each other's eyes and smile.]

Disney Femslash Week Day 7: Free day! It’s been a long week for me and I couldn’t decide what to do, until I glanced into my fic list and rediscovered this pairing. Is it a rare pair?

Both of these are based on a fic I wrote a while back (G-rated, canon compliant crossover) where Moana is a demigod in her own right, and after the events of Frozen she comes to Arendelle, and explains to Elsa the system of magic that exists in the wider world.

First image on DA; second image on DA.

Art on AO3.

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[Image description: Megara, Jasmine and Aurora, sitting together on a stone bench. Jasmine and Aurora are resting their heads on Meg's shoulders, and she has one arm draped around Jasmine and the other behind Aurora. All are smiling.]

Disney Femslash Week Day 5: Cuddling. Been a while since I’ve done any poly art, felt like fixing that.

On DA.

On AO3.

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[First image: Rapunzel from Tangled, holding her frying pan, looking surprised.

Second image: Merida, sitting on a hilltop with her bow in her lap.]

(301): You told your family you’re bi over the phone?!

(240): We were talking about exes and it just come out.... and so did I.

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[First image: Archimedes Porter from Tarzan, smiling.

Second image: Jane Porter, sitting in a hammock and working intently at a large notepad.]

(469): Really though. It’s your life, live it how you want.

(702): And I do mostly. Which is why I’m now drunk in my room writing erotica

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[First image: Lilo Pelekai from Lilo & Stitch,  sitting on her bed and looking down at her hands.

Second image: Cinderella, turning with pursed lips.

Third image: Quasimodo from The HUnchback of Notre Dame, looking devestated.]

(847): Okay, maybe playing  “whose family is the most dysfunctional”  wasn’t the best drunk idea weve had. Quasi’d been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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[Image: The Emperor from Mulan, not looking even slightly impressed or disturbed by Shan Yu’s sword being pointed at him.]

(403): I’ve never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It’s actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.

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[Image: Cassim clapping Aladdin on the shoulder, from Aladdin and the King of Thieves.]

(231): Well, if you’re anything like me you’ll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that’s a plus

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[Image: Elsa in the Ice Palace, removing her crown and looking at it regretfully.]

(248): I’m not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...

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[Image: Hercules approaching Megara from behind, addressing her ass.]

(256): Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.

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[First image: Snow White, holding up her completed pie with a smile.

Second image: Belle from Beauty and the Beast, in a fur-trimmed red cloak, smiling.]

(303): We’ve had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.

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Disney Princesses + AO3 Tags

(Tags from ao3tags and ao3tagoftheday. Caps from Disney Screencaps.)

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[Image: Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame, in church.]

(585): My “lord keep me from stabbing a bitch” prayer has gotten a lot of miles today

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[Image: Esmeralda and Quasimodo, faces inches apart, on the roof of Notre-Dame at night.]

(630): We’re going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that’s where I’m going to live my life and then die.

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[Image: Grandmother Fa from Mulan, emerging from a cloud of smoke and wrecked vehicles from crossing the road with her eyes covered.]

(248): Grandma’s bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.

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[Imaeg: Mulan slapping Yaos backside.]

(847): Can I just say how funny it is that your “respect” tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass