The Future is Our Own!

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ♡ ֶָ֢ ֗ ₊I'm Pax, I lost my old blog and I'm slowly rebuilding! ⍝ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ⍝

[unrelatabledude]

Hellloooo!! I'm opening up commissions once again! I have 5 slots open this time!

You can contact me here or on Twitter or on the email listed!

[stephenroot]

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

[stephenroot]

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[ouroborosorder]

at the club straight up tarnishing my master's legacy

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[unrelatabledude]

and when you think it can’t get any worse you lose your second pet in a year

[unrelatabledude]

And When You Think It Can’t Get Worse, You Burnt the Ever Loving Shit out of One of Your Hands Again

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[unrelatabledude]

and when you think it can’t get any worse you lose your second pet in a year

[memecucker]

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

[kragehund-again]

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[geigercuntter]

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

[unrelatabledude]

.

high as fuck feeling down as fuck can’t write can’t draw can’t do NOTHINGGGGG dawg i don’t even make money i am a failure

desperately i cannot even play video games i cannot even hold a job dawg what am i doing to do and also the shit i DO make oh my god no one give a shit about which is FAIR cuz it’s nothing girl

[infectiouspiss]

i may or may not want u. depending

i got hoes with nuance

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[lizardsfromspace]

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

[skunkes]