holding not held

bound to run out of regrets sooner or later

[blackpyrefly]

i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

[himborc]

[monkeypng]

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[catasters]

[monzterzack]

[01101010-01100100]

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

When I've dissociated but clearly missed something important in whichever conversation I'm reluctantly in

[clusterb-itch]

[bathroomcube]

he didnt say this -_-

[eggsaladstain]

on a scale of 1 to john oliver commissioning a competing picture book about mike pence’s rabbit with a storyline about same sex marriage and democracy and tolerance, releasing that book a day before the release of mike pence’s picture book, and then donating proceeds from the book to the trevor project and aids united, how (righteously) petty are you

[amygdalae]

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

[shampooligan]

i was trying to remember the “live long and prosper” motto from star trek and for a solid 10 minutes the only thing i could think of was “live big and die”

[brittascribbles]

I just laughed for a solid minute at this

[221cbakerstreet]

That’s jim’s version

[ohhhhhhhboyyyyyy]

[nero-neptune]

[orjanism]

had the worst toast-buttering experience today

[orjanism]

@theindomitablerioghan artist rendition 

[singingfrogs]

[ahraeyah]

This is my favorite meme on the internet. More compilations please.

[sen-thebootbimbo]

Sometimes humans are just. Good.

[historical-gays]

From frog to Bossa Nova 🤌🤌🤌

[lemonatik]

[pixiefoibles]

[fujovolent]

Questionable influence

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[gumi-megpoidd]

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Hey rb this!!!

[suriandtaal]

@chitratxt​

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

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