Fuck You, I'll Do What I Want.

Eddie Diaz’s #1 Hater. Lover of all things Bucktommy. Emmerdale Sideblog: @mackronrobron || Ace || 24 || UK || They/Them ||

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Seemingly unofficial “collector’s edition” Heated Rivalry DVDs, announced by a couple random “update” accounts on the Bird App, rather than any official sources…yeah, call me crazy, but uh…somehow I don’t trust that?

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Why is everyone shitting on TipTop Moldface now?? What’s the dopey fuck done this time?

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Tid u lofve (h)er?

Oh Oliver, don't give up your dayjob! 🤐

I was fucking howling, honestly, that accent is horrendous. Man thinks he’s in his Michael Caine era or some shit 🤣 I mean, if he ever wants to come back to the UK for any reason, I’m sure EastEnders will overlook the shoddy accent work and stick him into the Branning family or something 🤷🏻‍♀️

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The trailer for that OS short film, “The Long Con”, just came up on one of my social media feeds…who the fuck told that man he could do a cockney accent?? Mate, you’re from North London, why are you trying to sound like you just stepped straight out of Hackney??

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…Bitch, you’re the one who introduced the Online Safety Act to Parliament in the first place, are you shitting me?

This country is a fucking joke. I hate it here.

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9x15: Buck’s in active withdrawal from opioid addiction/dependency and genuinely debates stealing Fentanyl from the ambulance at work to feed his cravings.

9x18: BuT fAThErHoOd WiLl FiX hIm ThOuGh!!!

…I have a love/hate relationship with this show in general, but holy fuck do I despise Tim Minear’s dogshit writing.

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also every person calling the main characters of heated rivalry "two white gays" owes every bisexual and/or Asian person on this app the equivalent of twenty US dollars in whatever their local currency is. get those wallets OUT

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decoding for those who don't go here:

one's not white and one's not gay.

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I'm sorry the WHAT discourse??

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Sorry are people saying Julian Bashir is white???????????????

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Yep. They’ve been saying it for years. They genuinely think that Julian is a white man, because…reasons, I guess?

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…How dare this universe make me agree with Ryan Guzman on fucking anything. We really do live in the worst timeline.

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Okay, so. I need a new show to watch during hiatus. I have a few options, but I can't decide, so I'm asking you guys for help.

What should I watch during hiatus?

New Amsterdam

The Pitt

The Resident

Voting ended onMay 14

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Online safety 15 years ago: Never ever give websites your personal information.

Online safety today: Halt! Are you an adult?! Prove it; give this random website your entire life story and your firstborn child!

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Theo continues to be diabolically adorable.

That’s the positive.

…If that’s the only positive, then this might just be the worst 9-1-1 finale of all time. I get the feeling I’m probably not going to be happy, am I?

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Okay, I fell asleep early and missed the finale, but I’m planning on watching it today.

Scale of 1-10, 10 being the most, how much am I going to regret bothering?

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WILD notif to get from fucking Duolingo of all places, oh my god. Green Owl App stays unhinged, I guess?

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jee starts calling nash "so dumb. my stupid baby brother. he doesn't know anything" and sometimes it's said like a joke with a smile and a laugh. other times she says it while melting down with jealousy or frustration

after this continues despite multiple gentle reminders of "be nice, jee" or "you wouldn't like that if someone said that to you" maddie sits her down and asks "honey, where is this coming from? what makes you think this is okay?"

and jee goes "daddy says this stuff to uncle buck all the time"

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Ayeee another person named Ace (also they/them) that loves Tommy

👉😎👉

Eyyy!!

😎

What can I say? They/thems named Ace have impeccable taste when it comes to their favourite fictional firefighters, we’re just legends like that 🤷🏻‍♀️

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FINALLY

Jesus, Rox, took you long enough!

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One Deep Breath Out From the Sky by gaytommykinard and Figuring it Out by iamtheyellowbox. Tell me it isn’t straight up plagiarism.

He really combined two fics to come up with this one storyline. At this point, if I said I was shocked, I’d be lying, but jesus fucking christ. Straight up stealing ideas from your fanbase is low. And the worst part is, this isn’t even the first time he’s done this. He stole the Abby thing from, like, 15 different fics, minimum.

@ 911 writers’ room; don’t be cowards, drop the AO3 accounts, besties.