[transgambit]

what is the truth

[comedyke-deactivated20171209]

they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

[h0odierich-deactivated20170708]

[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[proudninjawombat]

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

things that exist but you can’t see:

people thinking about you and smiling

flowers growing in your heart

the moon’s affection for you

how much you’ve healed already

a lovely future written in the stars

[mehsoulcrushing-blog]

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

you guys are all horny and stupid like cavemen

[thistlebane]

every text is a risky text when youre a dumbass who cant use words right

[daenerysbeauty]

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[huffylemon]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[cryptidz]

i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project

[dont delete my caption]

[rupertgayes]

why would anyone want to delete that caption it’s fucking gold

[ponycamp]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[popularhumor]

[cossackia]

The Timeless Trilogy

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

im happy they worked it out

[the-rom-man]

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

[cossackia]

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[bigguysrus]

[ironicbs]

I will always reblog this.

[moderatelysociallymaladjusted]

Wtf chris

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

[daglout]

[homewreckerhowell]

so my little cousin decided to put our cats into her dollhouse

[midnightmurdershow]

Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) Directed by Francis Ford Coppola