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[brucefromfamilyguy]

[cryptotheism]

One thing I miss about porn Tumblr is seeing extremely specific fetish porn caps completely out of context.

Shit like this. The sheer density of implied narrative. There's so much happening in these three lines of text. The best ones implied a whole complex world that you knew the author was been sexually obsessed with for years. I feel like an archaeologist.

[u-have-been-hacked]

staying up late ain’t even fun anymore it’s just sad

[demprosa]

[cheesefleetwood]

Izzy onboard The Revenge

[love]

by Clemente De Muro

[baawri]

Britney Spears on Sabrina the Teenage Witch

[tangletots]

[lagiacrus]

[peterbparkerr]

tom holland keeping it gender neutral (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[tomhollandhollaatme-deactivated]

when people automatically assume ur straight just bc u haven’t said otherwise

[frogmp3]

there’s really no heterosexual explanation for this

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[logblog]

Me at family gatherings

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[xeppeli]

[nicejewishguy]

is this a threat

[blog-493629846]

You better believe it motherfucker!

[twitterlols]

[openstwitter]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[habibi243]

I’m so tired

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Sis saw the opportunity and NAILED it. I am Proud.

[unshrink]

me when i gotta pretend im enjoying myself at family parties:

[bitchycode]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]