[bsaka7]

the football analysis we all need

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[kosmogrl]

[urie]

[halles-comet]

funniest part of the show when niall tries to get $2000 by using homophobia guilt on his mother who is also gay

[andoutofharm]

[kermit the frog voice] i am not afraid to keep on living i am not afraid to walk this world alone

[seraphrain]

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[micromontage]

bro thinks hes got plany off time 💀

[kosmogrl]

[rustmarty]

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies