I consume therefore I am

An attempt to organize the space my head occupies in the clouds INTP | Cancer 3 parts AFTG, 2 parts Hannibal, and 1 part whatever else. spn sideblog: onandoffcamera

[unspeakablesublime]

Hello, lurkers of the internet, and welcome to my attempt at wrangling the beast that is my aftg addition.

Before you bear witness to the mess, here are the categories I have shoved my posts into:

#headcanon

#music

#word salad - (basically anything that doesn't fit into the other two tags because I was too lazy to figure out more)

Note: I might bust out my art skills in the future if I feel like it. Ideas I have; time, I do not.

[badassdemonsword]

[schnuspi]

How Neil starts behaving the second FBI is mentioned

[lord-kitschener]

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

[curseworm]

i dont want to live anymore

[eazzy--pink]

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

[androxibot-deactivated20190428]

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

[brookietf]

LMAO

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

S I N

[raedmagdon]

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

[nonelvis]

In my time as fic author and fic archive mod, I have seen some terrifying porn. But the stuff that gets published is sometimes even more amazing.

[lew-basnight]

Tell me you have never actually tasted or smelled chocolate without telling me. I usually keep my blog fairly pg aside from the swearing but I have been laughing so hard at this for so long my stomach hurts

[suspiciouscrispybacon]

First Swim Post-Fall

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[kyri45]

Pride Sticker Collection by @Kyri45

Here’s my absolute best-seller coming back ONLY for the month of June!!

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[aeroc-alt]

✦ All for the Game trilogy cover redesigns!!

[avraide]

has anyone else ever felt so strongly about a ship that when you try to talk about it your heart starts to hurt and you just

[hannibalizing]

hannibal cradles will in the same way judas cradles jesus and that’s something i don’t think i’ll recover from.

for all the biblical references hannibal makes, talking of god and death, he neglects to mention the devotion of judas to jesus.

[legbird]

obsessing over a random soap opera couple because i can

Their story frustrates me but i love them

[sladucer]

I forgive you, Hannibal.

[yuckyguyliker]

Mads Mikkelsen as Le Chiffre in Casino Royale (2006)

[iwantcherrybeer]

Kevin Day number 2

[sirenja-and-stag]

2026 COLOR CHALLENGE: May & Red

You've been terribly rude. What's to be done about that?

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.