Flowers are Liars

A Lawrence Oleander ask/rp blog. 18+ Lawrence belongs to gatobob.

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we're buddies now;

what's your favorite kind of potato?

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"H....huh? Oh... well.... I like the miniature ones that come in different colors....?"

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Would you ever try again to meet new friends online or irl?

"After getting stabbed in the back... literally.... I'm not quite sure.... but I do sometimes go out with Vincent.... only when he bugs me too much about it..."

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What's your favorite tea (that doesn't kill you)? And herbal or fruit tea?

"It depends on the situation really.... Chamomile is good when I am.... too stressed. Lavender is nice when I want to relax... and then there are my special brews..."

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What is your favorite kind of weather? You seem like a rainstorm kinda guy to me

"That's.... pretty spot on. Though I do enjoy overcast with a light drizzle as well... not all plants need a downpour..."

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What's the most awkward interaction you've had recently? 🪴 hope you are doing well BTW! 💚

"Pretty much every time I bump into Ren at the bar is awkward now. I'm pretty sure he's scared of me."

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What's your favorite fun plant fact? 🪴

"Oh! Milkweed leaves and stems are full of cyanide. It's deadly to most species, but monarch butterflies... evolved to become immune to cyanide poisoning. The butterflies and caterpillars themselves become poisonous because of how much milkweed they eat."

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How would you feel about someone that's able to heal and bring life? Someone completely opposite to rot and death

"I'm not sure we would get along well... I would just have the nagging urge to... get rid of their life and healing..."

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Hello! Just wanted to ask; what your favorite song is right now? Anything new you really like? I hope you're doing well! 🫀🌱

"Favorite song? I... don't listen to a lot of music. I think I heard one that sounded interesting in passing by a... store once... It was something about a... perfect machine?"

(Im totally butting in here to say that Starset is a great band and a lot of their music reminds me of lawrence.)

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(I'm still here by the way! The inbox is just empty at the moment.)

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Ok, if you weren’t dealing with the whole “cant die and in a constant state of rot” thing what would you want to do with your life?

"I... would probably be a gardener..."

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If I gave you some weed brownies and diet 7 up would you please send untie me from the chair.

"No. I don't drink diet soda, and I can make my own weed brownies. If I untie you from the chair, you'll call the police."

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When you are in the River, do ever see that one reaper guy? His name is Ashe, he’s got grey hair and wings? Idk he seems chill

"He does not like me. Whenever I'm there he tries to chase me out."

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We don't talk about Bruno, no no, No!🎶

"Who? I mean... I won't talk about them... but I have no idea who you're talking about..."

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You had angel trumpet tea and lived!? The person who made tea out if it lost their tongue and dick!!

".... you know I can't die right?"

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Lawrence I drew you as a furry! *picture of a deer in his clothes*

"Oh. Um. That's.... nice?"

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Lawrence, I dare you to drink Angel Trumpet tea.

"I... admit that I have. It was.... not fun. Not like the other teas that I make. It lead to a... very awful drug trip."

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Hello, Lawrence. Quick question! If you could unsee the river, would you? Like... you didn't go to that river at all and drown. It never happened...

"This is... something I've thought about often... I have no idea where I would be now had I not seen the river... possibly living a normal life... with a family of my own. But deep down... I know that I wouldn't want that life over this one."