welcome to my unsubtle life:)

HEY PEOPLE!!!!!! you should know who i am if you're here already. if not...uhh....hi random stranger :) ps - yeah, im really unsubtle ;) :P

[love-personal]

[ruinedchildhood]

[handsyouaclementineslice]

did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that??

[littorallbones]

“and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably Very Dangerous Beasts And Where To Totally Find Them” by Rubeus Hagrid?

“with deez knuts”

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes please send help

[unsubtletymaster]

with the clock ticking ever closer to 2019, i’m thankful for numerous blessings God provided in 2018 - especially for the people whom i can trust to lean on through life’s transitions and be my allies in fighting for me through all circumstances. but thanks for loving me, cause you’re doing it perfectly. (+ along with many more friends beyond those here) (swipe for an end of year special) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEjVLRhaDx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=y808bm7xbbbx

[unsubtletymaster]

one of the many miracles of this year: both my former roommates now have instagrams! happy to see you both after 2 years of the kittenhaus, even as catching up and hanging out involved a 5 hr delay —> cancelled flight —> unreimbursed overnight layover in portland —> 6am flight the next day. here’s to a hopeful next trip together soon (if you two can still put up with my extroversion by then)! #latergram (at Central Park, Manhattan, New York City) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqsq5L3hGKr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qqlnzrr41efw

[bunnypets]

White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake

[surreal--memes]

[animentality]

btw, raising your kids to be compassionate and caring for other people isn’t brainwashing them to be a liberal

that’s just basic human decency and it’s a shame some of ya’ll’s parents didn’t bother with it. 

[yay855]

The fact that empathy has become politicized is real telling, especially of the ones who say that empathy is an evil of the other team.

[animentality]

they see it as weakness and that makes them weak, ironically.

[wrestlingoutofcontext-deactivat]

When your friends drag you out to the club on the weekend

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having social anxiety feels like being in a theatre play without a script

[just-shower-thoughts]

If vanilla flavoured food was red or green vanilla wouldn’t be thought of as “boring” or “plain”.

[unsubtletymaster]

okonomiyaki: one of the very rare ways where i actually enjoy eating vegetables (which are still healthy even after being pan friend in dashi, flour, cheese, squid, and bacon right?) (at Fugetsu USA) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpKT6xFF19v/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=l0kairenqt17

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our parents / grandparents warned us how dangerous the internet was before they knew anything about it. Now they believe every post and photo shared without a second thought.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we are what we eat then eating fast food explains why we have a generation of short attention span. Our thoughts are as quick, processed and unhealthy as the fast food we eat.

[subwaysandstilettos]

Best time to post on Instagram?

Does anyone know any good apps/websites that tells you when the best time to post is? I’ve read articles but I want the best time for my account. 

[shopstyleness]

I’ve been struggling with this forever. A friend just sent me this Instagram tool that automatically posts for you at the best time. I’ve seen a huge boost in engagement over the past week. I’m pretty sure it posts when the majority of your followers are online.

Sorry forgot to link it. iPhone app here

[just-shower-thoughts]

Remember in high school when it felt genuinely true when your teachers told you that the popularity contests all ended after graduation? Social media turned that into one gigantic, sweeping-scale, lie.

[unsubtletymaster]

as a kid, i never had homeroom at my school - only “advisory” and “tutorial.” but adult me would love going to homeroom anyday for more than this bad cheesy joke 🧀 #homeroomoakland #macandcheese #macncheese (at Homeroom) https://www.instagram.com/p/BosdjoFFpOx/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eo26l1agbn0o