god knows that i've tried

not mutual exclusive, but semi selective. mobile users: rules 19-year-old university student who's on his cell phone way too much. my best friend is a filthy memer written by Mynx esta. feb 2016 other mynx characters

[consideratevegan-blog]

Reblog this if you're a currently ACTIVE rper in the Until Dawn fandom!

So I can follow you, and just so everyone can keep up with each other? Canon and OCs welcome!

[until-chris-blog]

“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?” ((HI! It's been forever!!)

In response to this meme: (x)

“Listen,” Chris said and held up a hand, then wavered. Maybe the hand made him a little too aggressive? He didn’t want her to think he was weird. She probably already thought he was weird. Everyone thought Chris was weird. This thought process had gotten wildly off topic from the original statement– “Ash, I know you don’t get internet memes–” 

He paused. Did she understand internet memes? This was Ashley. She couldn’t have been his friend this long and not gotten internet memes. There was just no way. “I can’t just, like, state this aloud? It just wouldn’t come out the same.” 

“It’s like–” He hesitated to wrinkle his brows and frown as he pondered it. “It’s like a fine wine. You don’t just, like, throw it out there? You eat that shit with cheese. Well, you don’t eat wine, but you get my meaning.”

Chris looked up at her and made a funny face. “You do get my meaning, right? Or am I just rambling again? I bet I’m rambling. I’m going to stop now. I’m– yeah. I’m going to… stop…?” 

[startersofroleplay]

Random Sentences Starters

“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”

“Are you done?”

“Are you reading fanfiction?”

“Can I have your fries?”

“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”

“Did you get my text?”

“Eat my whole ass.”

“Hey, don’t insult memes!”

“How long have you been playing that game?”

“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”

“I like your taste in music.”

“I said I’m sorry!”

“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”

“It’s a damn shame.”

“I’ll be home in five minutes.”

“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”

“I’m sorry…”

“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”

“Let me go.”

“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”

“Me. I meant me.”

“Nice voice crack.”

“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”

“Please don’t do this…”

“Suck my ass through a straw.”

“Touching leads to babies.”

“Um?”

“Wait up!”

“What are you talking about?”

“What the hell is that?”

“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“What’s going on?”

“Why are you like this?”

“Your taste in music is shit.”

“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”

“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”

[until-chris-blog]

so my chris feels have returned and i want to write for him. i’ll reblog a couple memes. if any of you are still active, hey. feel free to send some. 8) 

[until-chris-blog]

slides in with a ~shipping meme thing~ heyo. //jacxbwashingtxn

heeeeeey! [finger guns] @jacxbwashingtxn

falls asleep on the couch

Chris. It’s totally Chris. He falls asleep anywhere though to be honest? Like, he can fall asleep not even slumped over. He’s just sitting straight back in his desk chair and then *boom* he’s conked out! I’m sure, if Jake’s the type, he has a lot of hilarious pictures of Chris napping places where he shouldn’t be.

makes friends with the neighbors

Wow, this one is Chris again too! Especially cause he’s just generally goofy and good natured and chatty. He just goes right up and shakes hands, introduces himself, listens to Sharon talk about her damn casserole recipe. He does it mostly so that Jake can get away with sneaking off and not having to chat with everyone in the neighborhood if he doesn’t want to, but also because he likes listening to everyone chatter. He can learn about what sort of apps people want by putting out feelers and listening to what people say.

is the adventurous eater

I’m going to say Jacob. Chris is pretty picky. He likes to just stick with what he knows. So Jake is the one who’s like, “babe, try this,” and holding it out for Chris. Chris kind of grumbles but he dutifully opens up and takes a bite and then makes certain faces to convey if he liked it or not. Most times he doesn’t like it, but he puts up with Jake trying to broaden his horizons cause *sigh* he loves his boyfriend/husband/whatever-they-are-in-this-verse.

hogs the covers at night

JACOB WASHINGTON HOGS THE SHEETS let it be stated here for the record! And it drives Chris crazy in the winter, cause he’ll wake up shivering and freezing and Jake is just all snuggled in the blankets, rolled up in them, and Chris is like “damn, he’s adorable, but share, you fucking hogger” and tries to wrestle them out of his grasp.

forgets to do the dishes

Both of them. Chris gets caught up in other things, and I don’t know I picture Jake as being the type to just think I’ll do it later and then forget to come back to it? 

tries to surprise their partner more often

Chris loves surprising Jake with presents and stuff. Taking him out to his favorite restaurant for absolutely no reason, bringing home a new video game he knows Jake has been wanting to try but hasn’t gotten around to getting, etc. Chris is one of those lovers that just loves watching the surprise and delight play in his partner’s eyes and over their face.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

Jake. You can’t tell me Jake doesn’t do this. I picture him being a little on the messy side? If this isn’t true then obviously you can correct me, but– I just picture Jake throwing his clothes on the floor and, like with the dishes, thinking he’ll come back later to tidy up, then just never doing it. Chris good naturedly sighs and plucks them off the ground for him later that night to throw in the hamper.

stays up til 2 AM reading

Chris. And he falls asleep sitting up in bed with his glasses perched precariously on his nose. Jake has, many a time, woken up and had to take them off and then coax Chris to lay down and properly sleep.

sings in the shower

Chris!! And he sings like ridiculous pop songs and Top 40s Hits. He belts out Taylor Swift, One Direction, and a shit ton of others. Jacob probably teases him about it, but Chris is just unashamed and doesn’t apologize for it!

takes the selfies

I think both of them! Yeah, definitely both. Chris loves using those silly apps though to make his selfies look hilarious and just randomly text them to Jake throughout the day.

plans date night

I’m going to say Jake is the one who plans the date nights. Even though Chris likes to surprise Jake, he’s not really the one who thinks to plan ahead for their date night every week. That’s left up to Jake to figure out!

[downmoonwrites]

shipping meme

I can’t find a meme I really like, so I compiled some of my favorite questions and added some of my own! (feel free to use this anyone)

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:

falls asleep on the couch

makes friends with the neighbors

is the adventurous eater

hogs the covers at night

forgets to do the dishes

tries to surprise their partner more often

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

stays up til 2 AM reading

sings in the shower

takes the selfies

plans date night

[drapetomania]

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

[cozyafternoons]

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

[rachellamber-blog]

                                                        what’s the hook, the twist                                                       within this verbose mystery?                                                   i would gladly bet my life upon it                                              that the ghost you love, your ray of light                                                      will fizzle out without hope.

                                                                 written by kayla

[allmycolorsforyou]

when people say they want to rp with me

[until-chris-blog]

📱 (( if ur still accepting these lmao ))

Send 📱for a drunk text message from my muse | still accepting

[text: 📱 the supreme] ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10[text: 📱 the supreme] DO YOU DARE ME TO SKINNY DIP IN THE LAKE[text: 📱 the supreme] nvm i did it anyway[text: 📱 the supreme] why do i let your brother always cvonvinc me to shotgn beer that was a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD IDEA

[until-chris-blog]

📱 //jacxbwashingtxn

Send 📱for a drunk text message from my muse| still accepting

[text: 📱 jake] so ur bday is comin up huh[text: 📱 jake] hppy bday jakey i got u smthing real COOL[text: 📱 jake] u get 3 gusess wut it s[text: 📱 jake] TS A FURBIE[text: 📱 jake] … or howevr u spell it

[until-chris-blog]

[text] I drunk texted Mike last night

[text: 📱 ash] did you sing the numa numa song to him[text: 📱 ash] no wait you said texted[text: 📱 ash] did you text him the numa numa song?[text: 📱 ash] OH MY GOD DID YOU SEND HIM THE WHOLE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT[text: 📱 ash] ASHLEY PLEASE SAY YOU DID I WILL LITERALLY WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK ON

[ericbrandonrp]

Useless Details Ask Meme I

Send one of the following symbols to find out more about my muse!

Their phone:

★ what kind of phone do they have? ☆ what is their phone’s background? ✪ their standard ringtone? ❉ do they have any pictures on their phone? ✯ what do their texts look like? do they use emojis often? what kind? ✦ the first five names on their contacts list? ⍟ any games on their phone? what kind? how often do they play? ✹ five - ten songs on their iPod/phone?

Their home:

♈ a description of their home - apartment building or detached house? how many rooms are there? colours of their walls? any decorations? ♉ what are their neighbours like? their relationship to them? ♊ what kind of mail do they get (except for bills)? have they subscribed to any magazines/newspapers? ♋ do they read any newspapers/magazines? what kind? what topics are they interested in? do they flip forward to the cartoon page first? ♌ how do they drink their coffee/tea? ♍ any pictures on their walls? what kind/of who? ♎ is their closet tidy or are the clothes just being thrown inside or lying on the floor? ♒ their cleaning routine - laundry/dishes/cleaning the rooms

Digging deeper:

🌷 what do they have in their wallet? ꕥ what’s usually in their trouser/jacket pockets or purse? ☘ how many keys do they have? for what? do they have any key pendants? 🍀 what kind of jewellery are they wearing? what’s their favourite peace? 🌻 what do their bedsheets look like? colour? patterns? 🌹 what’s the colour of your muse’s underwear right now?

[until-chris-blog]

[text] I’m about to get my hair dyed purple

[text: 📱 josh] if you don’t send me pictures we can no longer be friends[text: 📱 josh] i mean it you better send me pictures, bro[text: 📱 josh] okay but like what kind of purple are we talking about here[text: 📱 josh] like BRIGHT purple, a deeper purple[text: 📱 josh] the waiting public WANTS ANSWERS JOSH

[until-chris-blog]

[text] BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY

[text: 📱 jess] WELL I’M NOT A BIG GIRL THEN JESS[text: 📱 jess] I’M A LITTLE GIRL[text: 📱 jess] I’M THE LITTLEST GIRL THAT EVER GIRLED[text: 📱 jess] AND I’M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT I CRIED AT THE END OF 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU OKAY

[oncegilded-blog]

If you roleplay a ship with me,

You will get— Adequate ship building time. Realistic obstacles for them to overcome. Sweet fluff. Sexy smut. (if you want) As much action as I can mange. Tons of angst. Possibly random drabbles. Occasional gif/photo sets, or manips. @ tagged in all kinds of things. Headcanons about anything and everything. Completely sick of my ass.

[whambamthankyoubram]

text starters from my phone

(most of these I dug into the archives of FB messages from college years)

[text] Have fun tonight!!! [text] I’m about to get my hair dyed purple [text] Impromptu tattoos anyone? [text] I was thinking in person cause I don’t want to half ass apologize through text [text] Oh my god. I’m so sorry. [text] [text] Are you there? [text] I will never say no to pizza [text] I have a big [lesbian/gay] crush on _______ and I have no idea why [text] I am going to fill in my eyebrows and get the fuck out of here for a while. Fuck this [text] I don’t know why you think you have to explain yourself when it’s pretty clear what went down. [text] I made it worse, I’m so sorry [text] I fucked up and wasn’t thinking of your feelings. [text] I can’t wait to see you. [text] I am unbelievably angry at you right now [text] I need coffee or weed or sleep, not sure which one [text] I drunk texted _______ last night [text] I get it. i’ve kind of been sort of cold, distant, and extremely ambiguous. [text] No worries. I figured you were just crazy busy. [text] So are we ever going to have sex again [text] I guess I’ll fuck [hm/her/them]. [text] It wasn’t fair for me to get so mad. [text] I’m so pissed off I could punch someone [text] Don’t punch anyone, talk to me instead. [text] If you kept kissing me like that I wouldn’t have been able to stop myself [text] Are you and _______ official yet? [text] I was just trying to do this right but not going to push anything. [text] thinking of you makes me awake cause my heart beats more and other romantic stuff [text] It’s clear I was interested in you much more than you were in me [text] I hate being happy and having crushes [text] i wanted to be with you for a while but we were separated by a lot of stuff [text] If you’re going to tell me I’m awesome one day and then ignore me the next I really don’t need that [text] I honestly want to know how many jars of peanut butter I singlehandedly ate this year [text] I’m like half functional adult half total trainwreck [text] My first engaged ex - “ex” used very loosely [text] I love being your neo-feminist best friend [text] A picture of us popped up in my Timehop a couple of days ago and it made me think of you and how you were doing. [text] If i became homeless, I’d be totally cool with living on the beach [text] I BARELY DRANK IN COLLEGE. I BARELY DRINK NOW. CAN WE MOVE ON PLEASE [text] We’ll probably have some quick drinks and then hit up a club [text] I am drunk and feel like a purple moon fairy [text] You’re just in total denial of your feelings and need to grow up [text] I’m totes going to kick your ass. [text] I got my period PRAISE THE LORD [text] They have been talking about meatballs for 30 minutes #ItalianFamilyProblems [text] I woke up in a relationship and I am going to sleep single tonight. [text] I may or may not have done something really bad. [text] I always drop everything for you and you never, ever do the same. [text] Breathe. I’m sure it will be fine. [text] Young adjunct professor just asked me out for drinks…do you think he means like, lattes-drinks or DRANKS? [text] BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY [text] I used think [he/she] was creepy as hell but now [he/she] is hot AF. [text] Last night I went on a date with a fireman and he took me to his firehouse and I sat in the firetruck. [text] I had a long vivid dream last night that was literally just about holding a baby.