Totally Accurate Until Dawn Quotes

(These will be a mix. Some will be set before, during, or after the game, and some will follow the no-one-dies/twins live au's)

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Emily: I have never been more insulted in my life! And I am easily offended!

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Ashley: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now

Jess: There's no books in prison

Ashley: *sighs* Thank you

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Josh, placing a hand on Sam shoulder: Sam

Sam: What is it, Josh?

Josh: Look at this cool severed hand I found in the basement

(it's a fake Halloween prop)

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Mike: Why are you like this??

Emily: I used too much "No more Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since

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*In the lodge*

Josh, wearing the psycho costume: *breaks through the door while Sam is in the bath*

Josh: I have- stop screaming, it's me- I have a question

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Sam: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you?

Chris: Nope

Josh: We're two halves of a whole idiot

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Emily: Ugh, it's so dark, I can't see a thing

Matt: Don't worry, I got this

Matt: *stomps feet*

Matt: *Sketchers light up*

Emily:

[willothewispwisteriadawn]

An unused audio found in the files of the remake shows Sam’s mom encouraging Sam to date Chris, and Sam saying it will never happen since he’s in love with Ashley….

YOU MEAN THEIR GREAT CHEMISTRY ONCE HAD A PLOT TO IT?! And I, one of the few who ships it due to how personally the characters seem to interact—HAVE BEEN VALIDATED IN FEELING LIKE THERE WAS CHEMISTRY.

My fic is so validated rn!

(Update: People requested the link. It’s here!)

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Hannah: All three of us were walking down the street, and some guy drove by and honked at me and Beth

Sam, bracing herself: What did Josh do?

Beth: He chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-

Josh, walking in: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?

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Matt: You can't stay angry forever, Em

Emily: WANNA BET?!

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Unused audio files found by @antihuntress on TikTok and edited by u/hartleyscoat on Reddit

First is dialogue between Chris and Josh, with Chris asking to borrow Josh’s phone. Second is dialogue between Chris and Jess, where Jess asks how Josh is doing.

It’s a shame these interactions were cut, especially the second one!

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Chris: I'll never forget when a kid threw a basketball at my head and I blacked out

Chris: Those 2 minutes of unconscious bliss are my happiest highschool memory

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Chris: Just end me nowwwww

Josh: Sorry, bro, no can do. I need your help with my homework

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Chris: We need WiFi

Sam: Okay, let's not get carried away. We need oxygen-

Chris: We HAVE oxygen. We NEED WiFi

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Ashley: How is Spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Chris: Allergies are a problem, y'know

Ashley: But pink

Jess: Also, don't forget bugs

Ashley: It's. Pink

Mike: And it's hot

Ashley: PINK!

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Emily: I hate it when people argue with me when I know that I'm right

Emily: I do love arguing though

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Computer: *makes error noise*

Chris: *imitates error noise sarcastically*