Allison

28. Stuck somewhere in the between.

[teennewssource]

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

[loloftheday]

rolled up to the girl

[brothamalcolmfarrakhan]

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

[mr-phishbowl]

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

[mockwa]

[earthdad]

this is what a king looks like

[coltre]

okay you seem nice but do animals trust you?

[buriedincharcol]

a woman’s face at the end of a horror/thriller movie? where she has that serene expression on her face - whether it shows peace, joy, a bone-deep exhaustion, satisfaction, or simply growing insanity? with her skin absolutely dripping with blood and grime, her clothes torn and ragged, and her being illuminated by police lights and/or a raging fire? that’s some fine-fucking-art

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I would not even hesitate to walk straight up into that whispering forest to merge myself with nature and become a tree. take all my worries away supernatural and possibly evil forest, I'm a plant now!

[sistertaxon]

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

[zagreus]

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

[madmanswords]

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

[zagreus]

legally i am not allowed to comment

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

[zagreus]

YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

It’s back

[7244395]

Buy your own cocaine and jerk yourself off. Goddamn.

[ranchhands]

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

[memeuplift]

[ichigoskurosaki]

Spirited Away (2001) — Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

“Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them.”

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[commonstarguy]

Brb going to feed the nerds at the game store

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pink-dvrkness]

[everythingfox]

Pupkin

(via)

[stars-bean]

Christopher Robin (2018) dir. Marc Forster