My expectation of life

Just a girlie dragging herself through each day as they come Nobody likes you when you’re 23 😔🫡

[wheelcher]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

i thought i was too sad to laugh at this again but nope i still love this

[thebestoftumbling]

When Leia Isn’t Home (x)

[omghacks]

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

[nonbinarymerbabe]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

[bob-belcher]

[cageopen-deactivated20181206]

[zuw]

🎄

[rubitrightintomyeyes]

My uncle has this toy that goes from kitschy to disturbing in very little time.

[conquerorwurm]

A life of endless torment

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[schmuckered]

This post hit me like a rock to the head

[nikkoliferous]

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[maxdowt]

Tea party

[purplepokili]

fae court

[catrinecat]

The council to decide your fate

[unicornlamps]

[wormy-business]

The backstory for the horse is that he injures anyone who tries to ride him

[guiltyidealist]

[scientia-rex]

I love him. The murder just shines out of his beautiful face

[anexperimentallife]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this

Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth

[thickness-protection-program]

If Tumblr pulls another crazy stunt like the porn ban we can't flock back to Twitter. Where are we going

[thickness-protection-program]

Some call it Heaven. Others call it Paradise. I call it Home.

[otpcruiseliner]

honestly I fucked with this place hard in 5th grade

[dynamax--grookey]

NFT generators wish they could

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

HELP IM ADDICTED TO MAKING THESE EDITS I CANT BELIEVE THIS MOMENT WAS IMMORTALIZED ON VIDEO

[jackdaw-kraai]

You look at them, you see the puppeteers do their thing and talk straight into the mic, and yet, you still can’t see anything but the puppets.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Come and See Him

[rednines]

This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it