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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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easy pt. 2 - scott miller x reader
words: 1031
cw: smut!, mean!Scott, degradation, car sex, rough oral (male receiving), spitting, slapping, angry sex
“That’s not going to happen again,” Scott had stated bluntly as he put his cock back in his jeans and buckled his belt, still smacking the same piece of gum he had been chewing before the two of you fucked for the first time in your hotel room. “I take my work very seriously. I’m not going to let some silly little girl get me fired. Now put some real clothes on, this tornado’s not going to chase itself.”
But anytime you tried your luck and pawed at his belt in the truck, he would roll his eyes while pulling over - taking his cock out and giving you what you wanted.
Scott had you bent over the passenger seat in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma, bullying his way into your cunt with his cock for the hundredth time this month. You would moan, your eyes rolling into the back of your head and he would scold you mid fuck for drooling on the head rest.
“You’re such a fucking mess, you know that, slut?” he’d demand, bringing his hand down hard on your ass when you were too fucked out to respond, “You’re dripping all over my cock and slobbering all over my fucking work truck like a bitch.”
You’d taken to leaving your hotel room door unlocked and Scott was growing accustomed to slinking through it whenever his cock got hard in the night or early morning. But some mornings he'd have to use this special privilege just to get you up on time - which always left a sour taste in his mouth.
“Lazy slut,” Scott spat, rolled his eyes as he came into your hotel room one morning after you had pressed “snooze” on your alarm one too many times. You groaned in protest as he yanked your blanket off of your already naked body - you loved sleeping naked, but especially when you knew you were likely to have a certain strict hottie visit you.
The cold air shocked your system but you were quickly warmed by Scott’s body hovering above you as he yanked you by your ankle to the edge of the bed where he was standing.
He threw your legs over his shoulders and shoved his cock inside you before landing a slap across your face and grabbing your jaw “This is all you're good for, huh?” he scoffed, shaking his head. “How many StormPar hours have you wasted sleeping in or taking so long to get fucking ready in the morning? Always making me wait for you. The only value you bring to this team is being my fuck doll. At least yo’ve got that going for you.”
All you could do was moan and nod your head in agreement, but that didn’t make Scott happy either. “Shut the fuck up,” he’d whisper harshly, bringing his hand down over your mouth as he plowed into you over and over. The hotel walls were thin, but he was satisfied enough to let you scream into his hand as he used your pussy.
He suddenly spat on your face, making your pussy tighten and gush on him, and he just let out a cold laugh. “Oh you were just made to be my little play thing, huh? They should just pay you to lay in my hotel room all day and wait for me to get back from chases to use so I can clear my head, it’d save them a lot of money - a far more practical use for you.”
As disgusted as Scott sounded as he rambled, he shattered - spraying his load deep inside you upon watching your eyes roll to the back of your head at his cruel words.
What would really make Scott’s blood boil was when you had the audacity to fall asleep in the passenger seat while he drove. Some days as the sun would set on the drive back to your hotel, your eyelids would get heavy - making yourself way too comfortable on the job for Scott’s liking.
“Let me help you make yourself more useful,” he scoffed while undoing his belt, causing you to stir awake before reaching over to grip your hair and pull your face down into his lap with one hand, the other hand safely on the wheel.
You immediately understood and got to work, sliding his already hard cock between your lips - sucking and slobbering and lathing your tongue across his veins.
He groaned and pushed your head down harder, forcing himself down your throat harshly. “Yeah, slut. I know you can take it all,” he grunted, using your hair to guide you up and down his length.
You sputtered and gagged as he used you down to the collarbone and pulled you to your tonsils before forcing you down again over and over. You;d never had your throat used so rough before and his mean inconsideration burned in your tummy and made you wet, your pussy jealous for the attention your mouth was receiving.
“All your worth is tied up in these holes, huh? Don’t think I’ve ever worked with someone more incompetent,” or as pretty as you, but Scott kept that part to himself.
Tears stung your eyes and you struggled to breathe as Scott expertly drove the car while simultaneously using your head to get himself off. “Just turn your dumb little brain off and open your throat for me, show me you can be useful” he encouraged.
Suddenly, to your relief, Scott groaned and came - holding your head down as deep as possible. You tried to keep your teeth from scraping his balls. “Fuck,” Scott grunted as his load shot down your throat and into your tummy.
He let go of your hair and you instinctively sat up and coughed, trying to clear your airway. He took his eyes off the road for a moment to glance at you, a smug smirk pulling on his mouth when he saw your red eyes, tear stained cheeks and slobbery chin.
“You’re always such a filthy mess,” he shook his head, fixing his belt and staring at the road in front of him before popping a fresh piece of gum into his mouth.
Starving
Pairing - WC: David!Clark Kent x gf!Reader | 3.75k Summary: Loving Clark Kent means loving Superman too, even when the city steals him away on the nights you wanted him most. Tags: 18+, MDNI, smuuuut, praise kink, oral (m receiving), kinda cock worship?, deep throat, wet and filthy, saliva as lube, nipple/breast play, tugging on hair, suit stays mostly on, cum swallowing, filthy use of lipstick, lovesick!Clark, needy!reader, established relationship, f!hair mentioned but no style, color, length described, reader wears a dress, pet names (baby, sweetheart, honey/hon)
took all day to write this, frantically with one hand. i'm sorry I don't have it in me to edit. you get whatever my lil brain gives. Thank you @honey-on-your-tongue for talking some sense into me to just write
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You’d been waiting for Clark to come home for two agonizing hours.
Your little black dress miraculously hadn’t wrinkled despite your nervous pacing, dramatic sighs, the way you kept sinking onto the couch only to stand again, too restless, too warm, too annoyed to sit still for more than thirty seconds.
Every slow lap from the couch to the tall windows and back again only made the ache between your thighs grow slicker, more insistent, your body winding itself tighter around his absence.
typing this with one hand on my mouth and the other down my pants and I actually can’t keep track of my limbs anymore because this is an otherworldly experience thank you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
After his first experience with your portal pussy, Clark’s become a bit… attached. It rarely sees the inside of your nightstand now; Clark always has it in his briefcase or backpack. And since you’re always wearing the panties, he can always take it out for a little peek at his pretty pussy. Sometimes, he’ll even take it out in the bathroom stalls. Lick a bit, to sate his thirst for it.
It’s a rare time when Clark is at home, and you’re out. You were busy running errands. Clark’s not used to being home alone. Krypto’s not even here.
With a heavy sigh, he plops right back onto the couch, the familiar blue metal disc in his hands. He unscrews the lid.
Your pretty pearl and folds sit inside, perfect. There’s even a bit of wetness from you and Clark’s early morning sex, cum dribbling from your hole.
After that first session, you and Clark had talked more about consent. Any time you were wearing the panties, Clark could do whatever he wanted. So Clark slides the tip of his cock up and down your seam. It’s warm and slippery. Clark notches the head of his cock right into your fluttering hole, and groans as he slides right in.
You immediately feel it in the middle of the grocery store. That perfect stretching sensation, the heft and fullness that came from Clark. You expect him to move, but he just stays there. It appears it’s a cockwarming sesson. So you go about your day as his cock is nestled perfectly inside, a reminder of how much Clark loves his gift.
new and improved
summary: clark returns home after a two week long mission off planet. what does he bring with him? a new, longer hair style and an undying need to please his girl.
word count: about 3.7k!
CWs: 18+ MDNI! this is literally just porn after the reuniting part at the beginning!, use of pet names, fem!reader x clark kent, oral (f!receiving), hair pulling (clark receiving!), some rough/frantic kisses, a little bit of dry humping, the suit stays ON!, premature ejaculation (bless his heart), two idiots very much in love, established relationship, general fluff and silliness, i think that's about it.
author's note: i saw these new set pics recently and went fucking berserk over the tighter suit and longer hair. god, i can't wait for man of tomorrow. also this is dedicated to @clarkscolumn (surprise!) bc the very first thing we focused on was his longer hair when i sent these pictures to her. i hope you enjoy, i love u forever and ever bestie <3
Everything in your hands clatters to the floor as soon as your eyes land on Clark. In some sort of cosmic joke, you've both just arrived home from work at the same time, just...in very different entrances. He opted for the balcony, while you just closed your front door.
You can't help but internally cringe at the contents of your bag spilling everywhere, but that's something for you to deal with tomorrow morning. When you're seeing Clark for the first time in two weeks, that mess doesn't really make much of an impression in your mind.
"Hey, stranger," Clark excitedly quips. He's already bounding over to you, cape billowing behind him with each quick step he takes in your direction. You match his fastidious pace; how could you not?
⊱ ۫ ׅ ♱ soldier boy likes you loud and fucked stupid. mdni, 18+
soldier boy who likes having a hand around your neck while you fuck so he can notice when your pulse quickens. he never holds back however, cock buried deep in your cunt while his thick fingers wrap around your neck even tighter. he just smirks—that shit eating grin of his, all self-assurance and quiet arrogance—and when your pulse eventually spikes under him, that’s just a sign for him to go faster, deeper into your needy hole. his hands are quick to lift your legs off the counter on onto his shoulders, cock still buried inside of you, making the angle get better with each thrust, “like that pretty girl? like being fucked stupid like this?”
“fuckkingg hell, what a sight” he grumbled as his cock nudged that sweet spot deep inside of you, pace never wavering, enjoying your frantic gasps as you choked for air. “like when i choke you like this huh? fucking filthy”
soldier boy who, when you’re close to passing out, air barely entering your lungs anymore, he brings a hand to your cheek—not caressing nor gently, and definitely not in a comforting manner. he taps it twice, forcing you to turn to look at him. “a-ah, don’t even think about passing out on me doll”, he hums mockingly against your ear, voice deep and rough like gravel, “i’ll have you choking on something else after this”
Admit It
Characters: Scott Miller x Tornado Wrangler!Reader
Word Count: 297
Now Playing: Therefore I Am by Billie Eilish
Content Warnings: 18+ {MDNI}, smut, rivals to lovers?, fem!reader, slight dom!reader, hair pulling (m. receiving)
A/N: Day six of June Jukebox Scribbles. First time writing Scott! I needed this man the moment I laid eyes on him, can’t believe it’s already been two years since Twisters.
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The motel room is humid. It's the kind that sticks to you and makes everything feel dirty despite the disinfectant wipes you keep on hand during tornado season. The weak circulation from the air conditioner blowing by the window doesn't help, merely pushing it around unhelpfully.
Scott's sprawled on the mattress, bare chest heaving beneath your palms while his grip the sheets like they'll save him from the sweet torture you're putting him through. Your name falls from his lips, surprisingly whiny and pleading despite his normally cocky exterior.
pants? dropped. panties? wet. pussy? open. i need him so viscerally. him and his mean ass mouth. her putting him through this kind of torture to make him admit it ughhhhh i'm gonna kiss him
Dirty Dancing
Pairing - WC: David!Clark Kent x bsf/theater actress!Reader | 700 (sorry It was meant to be 300 per the challenge!) Summary: The familiar comfort of scripts, dinner, and Clark's apartment starts feeling a little too close to call friendship. Day 5 of June Jukebox Scribbles Tags: flirty and fluffy, Clark yearning hours, mutual pining, close proximity (dancing, singing), almost kiss mwah mwah mwah💋
rewatched Spider-Man 3...do the twist
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Practice stretched well into the evening, the way it usually did when you showed up with a new script and that hopeful sparkle in your eyes.
Clark listened to your audition monologue until the words lived in his bones, pausing only to offer soft notes slower on the turn, breathe before the last line, don’t rush the heartbreak.
Every time you launched into it again, you shined brighter. Pride and this deep and aching warmth swelled in his chest each.
Dinner followed like always: garlic, basil, flour dust on the counter this time.
jaeeee please i always adore the way you write descriptions. always feels so effortless and stunning all the same. it's like i'm in the room with them (ok voyeur). i adore this so so much <3
Gonna Make Her Mine, All Mine
Characters: 40’s!Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader, ft. Steve Rogers
Word Count: 300
Now Playing: Hey! Baby by Bruce Channel
Content Warnings: Fluff, implied player turned loverboy!Bucky, love at first sight
A/N: Day five of Juke Jukebox Scribbles. I have a feeling 40’s Bucky is going to be recurring often in this event… Divider by me.
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Love at first sight is not something Bucky believes in. Attraction, desire, absolutely. But love, flowers, going steady, the whole nine yards?
That all changes the very second you walk into the diner.
STOPPPP IM ON MY KNEES. the fry dropping is such a romcom classic and then him stumbling over his own name. good lord i need him so bad
am I a whore for wanting to let bucky do everything for me? maybe
a/n i'm sorry i'm just horny and wrote this in five seconds
call it selfish, but Bucky loves the way your head is always so far up in the clouds. the way you pull doors that say push, your brow furrowing in mild confusion as you keep pulling so gently until he steps up and helps you. your face softening and your beautiful smile returning to your face instantly, saying, "thank you, baby!" so brightly.
he loves the way you ask him for help with everything. "baby, my laptop won't turn on!" you whine, turning to him and tilting your head like a puppy dog as your signature frown crosses your face, waiting for him to assist you. him, a man not from this time, who still sometimes knows more about technology than you do.
he doesn't hesitate to pop up from his seat, walking over and reaching for the cord behind your desk, plugging the laptop in and watching your face as you see the screen light up again.
"thank you, baby!" you say, same as you always do. you're so appreciative and so grateful for even the smallest things he does for you because your little head just can't figure it out.
"you're welcome, princess," he tells you with a kiss on top of your head. "do you remember your password?"
when he takes you shopping, it's like you forget he's taken you to the mall solely to make you happy. you walk around looking at handbags and clothes and shoes that you absolutely adore, that wistful look in your eyes showing how hopeful you are and how much you love the item it is you're looking at. that is, until you look at the price tag, and your face falls into that little frown.
you let the hopefulness go and begin to walk away, but how could he let you walk away so sad?
"where are you going? don't you like it?" he calls to you, picking up whatever it is you were admiring. when you turn back to him, you try to wipe the frown from your face, but it's blatantly obvious how upset you are.
"I can't afford it," you whisper to him, embarrassed, and he just reaches for you with one free hand. you lean into him, and he wraps his arm around your shoulder, holding the item up in front of you.
"you think I'm going to let my pretty girl walk away so sad? never. I'll buy it for you, princess."
your face lights up in elation as it always does, always so surprised and ecstatic to hear that he's going to do something so sweet for you. "really, baby? are you sure?"
"of course I'm sure. anything for you."
especially when the item you've picked out is something you can wear, he's more than happy to tap his card for you. because he knows how pretty you'll look in it, and how you'll jump his bones without another thought. how he can make you keep it on as he parts your legs for him.
"look at that beautiful dress on my beautiful girl," he murmurs as he kisses up the insides of your thighs, his firm hands holding your hips in place as you squirm underneath him thanks to the ticklish sensation of his lips against your sensitive skin.
"thank you, daddy," you whisper as his nose brushes over the thin lace of your panties covering your slit. "you're so good to me."
"I would do anything for you, princess. now lay back and let daddy take care of you."
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FUCKKKKK THEYRE SO CUTE AND ENDEARING. LIKE HE JUST WANTS TO SPOIL HER. AND THE ENDING????? RAHHHHH
pairing ۶ৎ lighthouse keeper!bucky barnes x ghost!reader. prompt ۶ৎ right place wrong time / dr john — june 4th entry for june jukebox scribbles, hosted by @societynsoelsscribbles ! summary ۶ৎ in which, two ghost stories overlap and become a salt-air, liberating haunting. a/n ۶ৎ i was rewatching ‘the light between oceans’ when this idea swam to the surface of my mind, and i’m hoping one day i’ll explore more of this!! word count ۶ৎ 299 | divider creds ۶ৎ @/angeliicide
Ocean waves briskly sweep across each other, celebrating the vastness of the heavens parting and gifting the water a glimpse of sunlight.
The lighthouse skims the wisps of heaven’s entrance—a place Bucky is forbidden from entering. Yet, being far away from the ground that’s tried burying him on numerous occasions is serenity itself.
Can we please get more possessive Scott? I love the way you write him!
omg thank u!!! this is for u anon🩷
possessive!scott who always keeps spare painkillers in his truck because you once complained about a headache. carries a charger because your phone is always dying.
possessive!scott who introduces you to people as “his girl” before you can even get your name out.
possessive!scott who’s very good at making things sound reasonable. you’ll call him out for being controlling.
he’ll immediately just say “i’m worried about you.”
and suddenly you’re questioning yourself.
possessive!scott who’s terrible at taking breaks. he’ll be sitting at the little motel desk at 1:37am, baseball cap backwards, staring at weather models like his life depends on it. you’ll wake up and find the bed empty.
eventually you stop asking him to come to bed. instead you just drag your blanket off the mattress and wrap yourself around him from behind. arms around his shoulders, face pressed against his back.
he sighs dramatically, “baby.”
five minutes later he’s still working one-handed because he refuses to make you let go.
think we can all agree possessive!scot just equals bf!scott because it’s just his personality
Fooled
Characters: Mob!Bucky Barnes x Reader
Word Count: 299
Now Playing: Praying by Kesha
Content Warnings: Angst, implied threat of violence, gender neutral reader.
A/N: Swapped day three of June Jukebox Scribbles. This might be the most angsty piece I’ve ever actually written, and it’s just the start for what I have coming in terms of angst later this year 😈 I think I see the appeal?
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The room is deafeningly quiet. The floorboards beneath your knees are cold and unforgiving, but not more than the glare currently beating down on you.
Bucky looms over you, hands clenched in fists of flesh and metal, and jaw locked so tight it's a wonder his teeth haven't cracked.
"You almost had me fooled."
frothing at the mouth over this. mob bucky???? angst???? BETRAYAL???? all my favorite things in one place. im terrified for the rest of the year but i know im gonna be eating good
Born to Sing
Characters: 40’s!Bucky Barnes x Jazz Singer!Reader
Word Count: 300
Now Playing: Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey
Content Warnings: Fluff, love entranced at first sight, fem!reader.
A/N: Swapped out day two of June Jukebox Scribbles. There’s not much I love more than loverboy Buck, especially if it’s 40’s loverboy Buck! Divider by me.
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The jazz club is dim, smoke filling the room in a lazy haze. A smell of wine and cheap perfume fill Bucky's nose as he steps inside, the air almost suffocating beneath the tight collar and tie of his uniform.
off the books
pairing: clark kent x reader | 4.5k words
warnings: 18+ only, explicit smut, power imbalance (superhuman strength), morally gray reader, obsession/possession themes, manipulation, guilt kink vibes, furniture destruction (workout bench), rough sex (consensual), overstimulation, praise + control dynamics
summary: clark hires you off the books to help him control his strength in bed—because every partner before you has gotten hurt. you agree for the wrong reasons, pushing his limits on the workout bench until reinforced steel buckles and clark loses control. he thinks you’re saving him. you’re really making yourself the one thing he can’t walk away from.
a/n: biggest shoutout to @tw1sters for allowing me, a virgin chud of a clark girlie, into her stellar event. further shoutout to the wonderful @sparklingsin for this sexy ass banner. i'm still salivating. if this fic sucks it was not my fault (yes it was tf?) i wrote this in a fever dream for bucky and made it into a clark fic during a time of weakness. enjoy my frens
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The first time Clark Kent says it out loud, it’s in a voice so careful it barely disturbs the air between you.
“I need help.”
You pretend you don’t notice the way his hands are clenched behind his back—like he’s holding himself in place by sheer will alone. You pretend you don’t notice the way he keeps his weight distributed, controlled, as if he’s afraid the wrong shift might crack the concrete under his boots. You pretend you don’t notice the faint tremor under all that restraint.
cant believe this event is what devirginized you from clark. im so excited. thank you for gracing us with your wonderful fic <33 i love seeing my big boy get so soft
neighborly favors. ⨾ Clark Kent ¹⁸⁺
pairing: Clark Kent x reader
summary: Clark Kent is the perfect neighbor and the ultimate gentleman. Baking cookies, fixing stuff around your apartment, always there with his reliable smile. So who's he to say no when you ask him to help build your new couch and… break it???
tags/warnings: 18+ MDNI, neighbors to friends to lovers, whipped clark kent, he is a gentleman, clark and reader are horny for each other, oral (f receiving). clark has a BIG DICK, unprotected p in v sex, creampie.
wc: 3.4k words.
a/n: first of all... thank you so much to @tw1sters for managing and giving me the chance to take part in this SEXY event! i had so much fine writing it ahhh. second, hugeeeee thanks to @theworstwolvie and @clarknsun for being the first one to read and comment on this one, i am truly grateful. third, @sparklingsin!!!!!!!!! YOU AND YOUR TALENT HELLO i love the header sooo much thank you for making time to make it for me. i love all of you (and you readers too) very dearly <3
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You live in a humble apartment located in the heart of Metropolis. With a good amount of room for one person, every night, the sound of the traffic around you would hum like white noise, the high floor-to-ceiling window showing you the perfect view of the city’s nightlife—you mostly never closed the curtains in your living room—hell, you could even view Superman fighting one of his weekly villain fights through it.
Yet the thing that made you love it even more—to the point where you would rather be inside all day than go out with your friends, declining their offers—was not those.
It was your perfect neighbor: Clark Kent.
ivy my darling my baby thank you so much for joining us in this adventure!!!! you've managed to capture clark as this wonderful, amazing human being slash neighbor but also the sexiest fucking thang <3 i adore him so much in this story, thank you for birthing him
One Too Many
Characters: Clark Kent x Reader, ft. Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen
Word Count: 299
Now Playing: Joy to the World by Three Dog Night
Content Warnings: Fluff, alcohol consumption, drunk!reader, Clark is implied as being taller than reader, gender neutral reader.
A/N: First entry for June Jukebox Scribbles, and first time writing not Sebastian Stan for Clark! It’s so silly, please forgive me lol. Dividers by me.
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"Jeremiah was a bullfrog!" The words tumble out—loudly—before you can even think to stop them.
The conversation around the table stops for a moment, three pairs of eyes turning to look at you as though you've lost your head.