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[yungputa22]

[theonion]

[omghotmemes]

[catchymemes]

[siege1]

[dailylilnasx]

[toxictiktoks]

what the fuck

[parkchanwoohoo]

I worked at Panera for two years this is standard practice

[queerqueerspawn]

Hi, never been to a Panera. Standard for what???

[parkchanwoohoo]

[kniphemoved]

Posting some gold I found on tiktok this morning

[tiktokcomedy]

@lilbison

[catchymemes]

[viostormcaller]

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

[fuks]

[reblogable-memes]

these are hilarious

[famousbeyoncefans]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[thecommonchick]

OMG 😂😂

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[everythingfox]

Turn the sound on at your own risk

[r4cs0]

Oh my god

[pissvortex]

pete buttigieg has spent every waking moment of his life trying to manufacture himself to be the most electable politician possible. his brain is singularly focused on his desire to be the president of the united states. he has, on multiple occasions, consulted focus groups to determine the most electable-sounding pronunciation of his name. he speaks exclusively in obama-style word salad that conveys no meaning other than the positive feelings he wants you to associate with him. he has changed his policies repeatedly and shamelessly based on what he thinks will make him more popular. he served in afghanistan for a couple of weeks in some cozy office to advance his resume so that he could get a job fixing bread prices for some consulting firm. he literally only owns dress shirts and dress pants. he has scrubbed the internet of any mention of his height, and even goes as far as to wear platform shoes because he thinks his height will impact his electability.

his policies are hardly worth distinguishing from biden's, but at least biden is recognizable as a human being. pete is just a miserable little creep.

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

[thrussy]