No Point Being Miserable

Chin up!

[luisonte]

One punch man

[dzamie]

THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE

[the-void-machine-system]

As a professional swordsman should

[owlservice]

Imagine walking around and hearing the gutters and trashcans talking to you. And your teeth of course. No wonder people were religious

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[optical-trapping]

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[tpwrtrmnky]

When politicians say "we gotta appeal to the working class" you have to keep in mind that in their imaginations, the working-class person is basically a form of ogre-like creature whose existence consists of backbreaking manual labor and seething with Every Single Bigotry.

[mirrored-realities1]

And, unfortunately, they are just correct enough to take congress and the house and the presidency.

[tpwrtrmnky]

No, I think the past decade of trying to compromise with an imagined majority of turbo-bigoted troglodytes has pretty consistently served to kneecap liberal and left-wing parties who try it around the world by alienating their actual voter bases, enabling right-wing parties in spite of their unpopular ideas and policies.

[omtai]

Forgive me for being an empath. Nobody care me

[otatma]

underrated benefit of masking everywhere:

being spared most of the smells in every busy public restroom.

[estrogirlie]

not now kitten, mommy’s fantasizing about a life that never was and never will be

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[despazito]

[flowersteel]

FLOWERSTEEL - Mission 1

Read more here!

[greatwyrmgold]

I love how the tone shifts from panel to panel. K-28's panels are dark and sketchy, with subtle shadows and detailed backgrounds. By contrast, Hana's are more brightly-lit and...I dunno...stylized? More motion blur, more abstract backgrounds, big sound effects.

It really emphasizes how the two of them are from completely different worlds.

[halimaidmf]

meet a new warrior

considering changing the purpose i fight for

ask her if she follows the law of balance or the law of might

she doesn't understand

explain the difference between slaying one friend for each foe you slay and slaying all who stand in your way

she laughs and says "I simply slay the wicked, ma'am"

take a look at her code

it's the law of might

[andreweatspussy111]

Here’s your 1,000mg prescription of reassurance

[enki2]