Unus Annus Ideas

was Unus Annus predictions, is now a general mark + ethan + jack blog | i follow back at @gavriellian | he/they | Gavriel

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 3rd Birthday to

“Goodbye.”

[lightoblivionz]

[itstoriirdz]

Ignorance is bliss.

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MOST [REDACTED] BRACKET ROUND 3

Which is more [REDACTED]?

Jerma985 (Jerma985)

Unus Annus (Unus Annus)

Voting ended onMay 9, 2023

[breakingb4tz]

my god .. the multiverse is littered with the corpses of your goddamn failures

[markiplier]

This is the best joke anyone’s made about ISWM so far. And there have been some VERY good jokes already.

[zooweemaama]

Posting it here too cause it looks sick

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[espresshadow]

[oldflyingraven]

Throwback to Ethan’s skillet struggle. Dropping the whole transcript I made just after UA ended. 

Ethan: You put it in a weird sock and you cook it up on a skriddle- Skittle- Sk-

Mark: Yeah, you’re right, skriddle.

Ethan: Hold on, that’s not it.

Mark: Keep going.

Ethan: Griddle! Wait, what’s the one that starts with an S?

Mark: You’re gonna get there. You can do this.

Ethan: A skittle, A skidder, scratch, sk- sk-

Mark: No this isn’t a hint!

Ethan: Oh! (Laughter) SKITTLE! Wait… (Laughter again) Ski..? Skid- skir- skurdle. Skriddle!

Mark: No!

Ethan: Oh my god (laughing), I’m getting there.

Mark: You’re not! What happens if you level up and you need to put your points into your…

Ethan: Skiltree! Skid- Skilturl! Skil- (laughing)

Mark: You can’t be for real right now!

Ethan: (Laughing) I’m a 100% O h my god! I’m a 100, Oh my god. Skiltree- Skil… SKILLET! OH MY GOD!

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[feisar]

he just made this for me

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Round 4 Part 2/2

Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video)

DIY Geriatric Simulator

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

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Round 3 Part 4/4

Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?

The Ultimate Trolley Problem

Voting ended onMar 10, 2023

[lady-raziel]

wow! i can't believe they released john wick 4 early

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL MARKIPLIER

[go60go-deactivated20250622]

no fucking way

[la-bruja]

the rest of the poll is important too

[thewips]

“It’s not fair… is it?”

[demonicfirelily]

Add tour dates and it'd be great

[s0up1ta]

this screencap was life changing

[radioactive-yuri]

i hate actor mark so much but he's so funny. he's divorced. he's on perole. he thinks he's the main character. he's the villain. he's a bitch. he failed so hard he had to kill all his friends. he planned all of this but nothing is going according to his plan. he's a loser and not cute or likeable about it. he has every personality disorder and is bad representation for all of them. i am going to beat him up and still smile everytime i see him.

[smiledog15578]

I saw the picture on the right of my discord so I just