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[alexjohnstonart]

Yellow’s hair is extremely well kempt.  

[ratheralark]

hi hello what the fuck this trailer is a personal attack 

[grimeclown]

im joking off

[grimeclown]

busting a gut

[stinkbuks]

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

[purkinjebastard-deactivated2023]

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

[curface]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Why is it that OP back on meds looks exactly like me off my meds

[writtenwolves]

[k-eke]

Art vs Artist

A fox secret!

[catchymemes]

[sticksandsharks]

Messenger of the Machine

An android, Ailsie, who found a higher calling in the whispers of the Machine.

(print available via INPRNT!)

[todaysbird]

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

[todaysbird]

x

[thyrell]

bapy…

[memewhore]

[valtsv]

me, wearing nothing but a sheer plunge-neck ballgown that’s plastered to my skin from the rain, soaking wet and trembling with cold and fatigue as i stand outside the entrance to the castle: p-please help me ;) i’m s-so lost and s-scared ;) ;) i have no where to stay for the night ;) ;) ;)

the sexy vampire lady who answered the door, and to whom the castle belongs: of course ;) you poor thing ;) ;) come inside, you must be freezing… you may stay as long as you need to recover from your ordeal ;) ;) ;)

[whiteroserwby]

You walked up to that house in the rain on purpose

[valtsv]

[hamotzi]

another comic for class! we were given a list of paintings and told to pick one to use in a story. i used 6 paintings here, and these are all the artists in order of their works’ appearances:

Telemaco Signorini, Piagentina; Winslow Homer, A Shady Spot; James Bingham; James Bingham; Walter Langley; W. David Shaw (very small on the last page, not the portrait)

[spitblaze]

Broke: character/ship dynamic where the two legitimately cannot stand each other

Woke: this dynamic

[moldyjunk]

I’M KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOOOOG T-SHIRT

[memewhore]

[klubbhead]

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[mockingburb]

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera