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freakazoid - 18 too many warnings to list

[unusurped-king]

He/it. Transmasculine. System. If I remember, I'll tag things.

#diagnostics - reblogs #prognosis - original posts

[ono-matt-opoeia]

Dressing up nice in a suit and tie just so you can pull on it and ask if I'm going to be a good boy

[blasphemesys]

people have to be lying when they say that they wouldnt do a crime even if they could guaranteed get away with it. like youre only saying that for fear of social repercussions, especially when its like a crime that wouldnt even hurt anyone. you would totally rob thay bank if you could magically completely get away with it.

[unusurped-king]

idk maybe its because when i think of this hypothetical the crime in question is usually much more problematice than just. stealing money and getting rich. i would say yes to the bank robbery because in comparason it seems like way less of a big deal.

[unusurped-king]

guess which genius accidentally left a condom in the shared family bathroom and barely remembered in time to save himself from real life hell.

[crossedblade]

Knights with body modifications, please.

Knight with a house crest carved into their backs. An order where all members have their tongues pierced with a jewel that burns should they lie. Body modifications that are not even possible outside of fantasy.

[unusurped-king]

One of my favorite bits as a token transgender in oblivious cis queer circles is convincing people that im a top and if they ever doubt me i wokeshame them for thinking all trans men are bottoms.

[unusurped-king]

idk how people without a prostate tolerate butt stuff. youre going through all that for what?! too much damn work when i have another perfectly good hole that actually feels Good.

[unusurped-king]

i only still use twitter because of the several insane oc artists/writers i follow there. nobody gets me like they do i love their problematic freak shit thats actually taken seriously instead of just being edgy porn.

[unusurped-king]

coping with stress by sexualizing my office job

[unusurped-king]

would you still love me if i had to do push ups immediately after i jerked off because i was too overwhelmed and didnt want to cry.

[unusurped-king]

Gay people are fucking absurd bro

[unusurped-king]

what a great time to lay catatonic in my bed for hours and spiral into suicidal ideation for absolutely no reason

[unusurped-king]

sighing and opening up r/medizzy

[unusurped-king]

idk i think bisexuals might have some sort of inherent evil. speaking as a bisexual.

[unusurped-king]

4 evil exes, the only common denominator being bisexuality. im just Saying.

[unusurped-king]

idk i think bisexuals might have some sort of inherent evil. speaking as a bisexual.

[swagcatholic]

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

[unusurped-king]

would love to go back to feeling sleepy after jerking off instead of getting randomly angry and sad. thats not very fun